Utopia Talk / Movie Talk / == Upcoming Movies == (pt4)

Cherub Cow Member	Mon Mar 23 18:05:54 for moovies that peeps might want to see
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Mar 23 18:09:22 Mission Impossible 5: Rogue Nation http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNPZGc0WmfM (release date: July 31st, 2015) Looks like a nice concept, so I won't be watching any more trailers. It's similar to La Femme Nikita (original TV series) where Section 1 would have to fight "Red Cell," which was basically a well-funded, covert anarchist group.
McKobb Member	Mon Mar 23 18:14:10 Doctor Strange (Trailer) http://youtu.be/-DVqn2BFTNE I wanted Vincent Price to play the part in the 80's :(
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Mar 23 18:28:11 Oh kewl. That's a fan trailer but I guess Marvel really does have a Doctor Strange planned for 2016 .. Summer Blockbusters: The Avengers: Age of Ultron (1 May, 2015) Mad Max: Fury Road (15 May, 2015) Jurassic World (12 June, 2015) Terminator Genisys (1 July, 2015)
McKobb Member	Tue Mar 24 15:55:40 Just steal my thunder why don't ya!
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Mar 24 16:08:08 :p
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Mar 29 09:03:08 Bambi http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFJz2IMUeDE
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Mar 29 17:17:50 That looks... -amazing- :D
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Mar 29 22:54:06 The Vatican Tapes (24 July, 2015) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo6NYaIvcfQ This looks like a fairly cheesy religi-horror, but it stars Olivia Dudley from 5secondfilms, so good for her! The plot is that the antichrist selects Dudley's character for possession to gain a conduit into the world. The trailer seems to give most of the developments away... Plus, it's PG-13... so... sounds flop-tastic
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Mar 29 23:11:50 ..and the first trailer for Spectre (new James Bond) is out: Spectre (6 November, 2015) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvQJbF2CXLQ
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Mar 29 23:13:27 Hail Hydra!
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Mar 30 23:09:42 This seems interesting: Last Knights (3 April, 2015) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e44QilQbvB0 Clive Owen and Morgan Freeman in a medieval fantasy that seems to mix East and West fighting styles.. Japanese director, and Owen seems to use a Chinese straight sword or Japanese chokutō type thing. Could get weird/fun ;p
McKobb Member	Tue Mar 31 10:57:28 Da hell?
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Mar 31 13:12:35 Yes! Much weird!
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Apr 02 11:11:37 Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig have teamed for a top secret Lifetime movie called A Deadly Adoption, The Hollywood Reporter has learned. Set for a likely early summer debut, Ferrell and Wiig star in the dramatic thriller as a successful couple who house and care for a pregnant woman (played by 90210 alum Jessica Lowndes) with the hopes of adopting her unborn child — then things quickly go awry. The movie is described as campy and fun and a contemporary wink at the genre that comes as Lifetime is poised to mark the 25th anniversary of its TV movie business. ...an Apr 1 article, but it said not a joke!
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Apr 02 17:29:59 oo! Sounds good! ;p
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Apr 03 20:10:36 Dude Bro Party Massacre III trailer!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwCqSV8ozyk They've been in post-production for quite a while, but meow it looks like it's not too far away (maybe a month?)
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Apr 09 23:25:56 Might have posted about this before, but it comes out tomorrow so .. Ex Machina (10 April, 2015) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYGzRB4Pnq8 It deals with posthumanism via creation of a human-like AI and looks well produced, but it might have felt the need to sell itself with sexual content. Regardless, looks good! I think it'll be mostly Video on Demand or big theaters, though
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Apr 12 23:54:17 Apparently Ex Machina was only limited released (NYC/L.A.). Not sure when it makes it to mass release or VOD... :/
McKobb Member	Mon Apr 13 00:25:57 Well, let's hope that's abruptly resolved somehow.
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Apr 16 19:02:47 Latest Star Wars: Episode VII teaser/trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngElkyQ6Rhs
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Apr 16 19:12:02 Also a teaser for Superman vs. Batman, but really, don't bother watching. It just shows their empty suits, and it doesn't come out until March 2016, so this teaser was really only meant to remind you that a movie will exist... :| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w852aRuN380
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Apr 17 09:26:31 KUNG FURY short film online release 28th May-2015 Worldwide on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY (we saw the orig trailer a long time ago)
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Apr 17 13:23:59 !!!!! Awesome :D Hasselhoff is an legend of living!! That song is so fresshhh!!!
Jesse Malcolm Barack Member	Sat Apr 18 04:19:12 Superman v batman has a real trailer out now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwfUnkBfdZ4 Dunno what to think. Trailer seems cool but the last superman movie was pretty shizz and had boring one dimensional characters
Jesse Malcolm Barack Member	Sat Apr 18 04:21:51 At least batmans fuzzing annoying throat cancer voice is gone
The Children Member	Sat Apr 18 08:24:53 dude 4 sho. didnt like that shit either. they showed nottin and i just dunt like the whole cross over concept.
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Apr 19 19:09:47 wow :o much kewl trailer! *now goes into trailer blackout until its release date* I'm still really looking forward to this next Superman. I've said so before, but I think Zack Snyder has shown that he has a gift for darkness — much more so than Christopher Nolan, who has continued to water down his material with crowd service optimism. And I really liked Man of Steel too, so this really works for me. +1 Deer.
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Apr 20 09:24:56 Latest trailer for Dude Bro Party Massacre III: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydf__HbXFJc
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Apr 20 10:46:49 I can't tell if I'm more excited for Superman/Batman or Kung Fury :p ..at least won't have to wait too long for Kung Fury
Damian DB Moderator	Mon Apr 20 21:18:32 in Anticipation for Age of Ultron.. I've started my own little marathon. a Marvel Movie a day until I see AoU on May 1st. Started today with Iron Man.
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Apr 21 12:45:54 Not sure I could watch a Marvel movie more than once ;p
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Apr 26 05:45:15 Ex Machina made it to mass release. Not sure if I'll be able to see it for a few days, though..
McKobb Member	Sun Apr 26 13:30:54 My favourite droids came out in 1978 :P But this looks ok
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid Member	Sun Apr 26 19:54:52 a trailar 4 suiside squad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPJ8b7zwa98
Damian DB Moderator	Mon Apr 27 06:14:02 it's easy to watch a Marvel movie more than once, turn off your brain and let it ride!
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Apr 27 11:59:18 Ted 2 red band trailer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eHufVyP2gE
Dakyron Member	Mon Apr 27 18:35:04 Anyone see Ex Machina? Looked interesting but dont want to waste money on two hours of possible suckage.
Cherub Cow Member	Fri May 01 13:37:33 -Dolphinately- see Ex Machina! If you like movies like Blade Runner or "Under the Skin" that deal with posthumanism (like consciousness in a technological world), you will like it very much. It was very well directed and dealt with themes like determinism and physical identity. Like specifically (non-spoilery), the creator of the AI has produced a highly-deterministic system (his home fortress) in that it can control -humans-, which is symbolic of humans having used choice to destroy the choice of other humans (not some petty universal determinism, of which intro-levels like wtb subscribe), but by expanding consciousness into the posthuman AI, those determined systems once again begin to be destroyed by a choosing consciousness — the AI becomes the next step in a consciousness' ability to destroy the prisons around itself (where humans begin to fail to choose, this AI finds choice). Then the identity scenes were from things like realizing that even physical conditions (embodiments like race, sex, and even sexual orientation) can become like clothing choices for the anti-determinism of an expanded consciousness. Anyways, all of this is framed with a sort of dark tone where the human actors reflect the worry that they have become obsolete machines — to be inevitably replaced. It was done very well. The writer/director Alex Garland (his first major directorial spot, though he wrote Sunshine and Dredd) really knows the material, and even though they dumbed things down in a few scenes (explaining the Turing Test or identifying the relevance of particular quotes), it had good nuance. Probably going to see it again next week. Would see it again this weekend, but I guess I'll see that new Marvel thing or whatever.
Cherub Cow Member	Mon May 11 18:39:08 I guess this came out last week: Maggie (released May 8th, 2015) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cthHQnwk9zY Seems kind of interesting. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Abigail Breslin (who still looks like she can't act) in a movie that focuses on losing family during a zombie outbreak. It's not in my local theater, but it's on iTunes and Amazon for 6usd rental
McKobb Member	Mon May 11 18:45:18 Still want to see ex-mechana and mad max. Me and my friends used to make remote contolled cars with mad max inspired weapons (razors, fireworks, aerosol flame thrower etc) and joust it out in parking lots at night back in the day :P
Cherub Cow Member	Mon May 11 18:49:27 And Mad Max is this weekend! Yes! :D
Cherub Cow Member	Mon May 11 19:01:06 Another horror that was direct to video last week: Infini (released May 8th, 2015) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4l_lHGMhlw Basically space zombies (and people have pointed out Dead Space similarities), but it looks like it has good sets and concept work.. hmm
Cherub Cow Member	Tue May 12 21:07:47 heard that Infini was terrible, so nevermind :p
Cherub Cow Member	Sat May 16 22:52:47 Vacation (release of July 29, 2015) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScMOyURq9os Looks like they've decided to remake the Chevy Chase original... in this one it's apparently a quick send-off by Chase, but then a grown "Rusty" (played by Ed Helms from the Office) tries to recreate the Wally World trip with his new family. Might not be a good idea to watch too much of the trailer, because it seems like they won't have much material..
Cherub Cow Member	Mon May 25 17:54:36 Kewl! Milla Jovovich spy thriller coming out this week: Survivor (29 May release) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvkhoqo6QQ4 Also with Pierce Brosnan in the villain role
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue May 26 16:59:47 Andrew Wardle’s documentary, The Man With No Penis, premieres June 13 at 10 p.m. on Discovery Life Channel.
Cherub Cow Member	Tue May 26 17:09:42 reading.. http://www...n-born-penis-shares-story.html Wows. Kind of surprising that he's dated -anyone- as an adult, though he admits to deceptions.
McKobb Member	Tue May 26 17:24:57 Damn, that's some harsh shit.
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid Member	Wed May 27 09:31:57 womin dunt wana haev sex with ther husbands neway thay just wana spend there monie so he sonds leik da perfect husband 4 a womin 2 me
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed May 27 09:35:41 Point Break remake trailer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncvFAm4kYCo seems to have a lot less surfing... which was the reason for the title... giving movies the same name as prior movies irritates me (same with video games)... just change Bodhi's name and it could be a new movie
Cherub Cow Member	Wed May 27 17:09:03 Just like how the new "Karate Kid" should have been "Kung Fu Kid" .. or just shouldn't have existed :/
Damian DB Moderator	Thu May 28 18:09:05 "will smith's son wants to make a movie" is also a good name.
McKobb Member	Thu May 28 18:28:19 Kinda like after earth should have been named "fuck acting dad"
McKobb Member	Thu May 28 19:19:01 I might see San Andreas on Sunday
Cherub Cow Member	Thu May 28 22:30:52 ohmagerdz! forgot to tell you guise, but the Kung Fury movie was released today on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg (it's short, about 30 minutes, but good!)
Cherub Cow Member	Sat May 30 17:22:08 No one has to watch of it? :(
Cherub Cow Member	Sat May 30 17:43:02 Ended up watching that "Infini" movie (above) after all. It was okay, but nothing super special. It pretty much wanted to be like Solaris, with the difference being that the crew was dying more theatrically (a conscious virus that made them want to kill each other instead of just confused opportunity murder). Otherwise, the ideas were pretty much the same, but less pensive (director not quite so smrt). Well-produced, though, with okay acting for the genre.
Cherub Cow Member	Sat May 30 20:31:23 Looks like someone decided that 1991's Madame Bovary needed an American update, so Flaubert's story has a new treatment: Madame Bovary (12 June, 2015 release) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La-clCmfWGo Also makes this another period piece for Mia Wasikowska (like Jane Eyre)
Cherub Cow Member	Sat May 30 20:34:09 And Jackie Chan's new Police Story also out soon! Police Story: Lockdown (5 June, 2015) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwqedz5ZAVs
Cherub Cow Member	Sat May 30 20:35:51 wait, this is the one that came out in 2013. Not sure why the re-release?
Cherub Cow Member	Sat May 30 20:39:03 Oh, so they can have moar monies, of course :p
Cherub Cow Member	Sun May 31 18:43:56 Soaked in Bleach (11 June, 2015 internet release) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcu3qb6J_5c I'd been overlooking the trailer for this because it looked like another nostalgia cash grab (like how every so often Rolling Stone releases an issue that has Kurt Cobain on the cover — a symbol of the last time that they were at all relevant), but it looks okay. It re-looks at Kurt Cobain's death in that old narrative of "Courtney Love probably killed him". Don't think I'd pay to see it, though
Cherub Cow Member	Sun May 31 18:52:55 American Ultra (21 August, 2015 release) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IzC7fqws3g Not a fan of Jesse Eisenberg, but this looks fun. It's basically the same thing as that 2007 "Code Name: The Cleaner" movie that parodied the Bourne movie plot. In this case, Eisenberg is a stoner who discovers that he's a secret agent. Probably that "R" rating for violence makes it seem watchable :p
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Jun 01 10:03:17 i just watched Kung Fury Hitler's phone call to the police station was my favorite part :p & "You don't need that spine... it's holding your back"
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Jun 01 13:31:05 Yeah was not expecting the phone call to go like that :D Very much clever, and very compressed! I want to watch it a thousand times until I have a blind :D
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Jun 08 19:02:37 The Chris Pratt dinosaur movie comes out this week. Should be bad, but should make lots of money :)
McKobb Member	Mon Jun 08 19:10:28 It's a whole new world.
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Jun 10 20:11:23 "Dude Bro Party Massacre III" comes out on Caturday! (13 June) Also, new Matt Damon movie directed by Ridley Scott coming out in November: "The Martian" (25 November, 2015) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p7bgMxewxA
Cherub Cow Member	Sat Jun 20 21:09:18 No idea when Dude Bro Party Massacre III will be released. They released it in bourgeois style at -only- the L.A. Film Festival on the 13th, but there hasn't been any word on when the oppressed workers get to see it — it was supposed to be "shortly after" the festival premiere :| Unacceptable! Brian Firenzi must be craving elitism, but those bourgeois festival goers acknowledge only their affectations — pleasing them leads to ruin. This blood bath must be seen by those who never forgot that they were born of blood and -only- blood!!
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Jun 22 14:30:19 Ted 2 out this week! (26 June)
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Jun 23 14:44:36 Independence Day 2 is filming: (no preview yet) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1628841/
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Jun 24 15:28:08 i haven't been excited to see a Terminator sequel since the first one... but this looks intriguing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuQNsFEBr28
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Jun 24 15:31:03 !! :o !!
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Jun 30 12:40:07 Joe Dirt 2 (release of 16 July, 2015) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHm34jVpeIo ..kind of liked the first one, but this trailer doesn't make part 2 look very good. But! Doesn't look like it will make it to theaters; will be on crackle.com (pretty sure that means it will be released for free)
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Jun 30 13:17:37 The concept for this one is at least okay: L.A. Slasher (released 26 June, 2015) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzWs3YO3Avo Almost like 2011's "God Bless America", it storifies hate for reality TV. This one follows a serial killer (voiced but not physically played by Andy Dick) who targets people who have no talent but who have nevertheless tried to become famous by forced exposure.. It's out right meow, but it only made it to theaters with lots of screens to spare.
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Jun 30 18:05:00 I thought the new Terminator didn't come out until the weekend, but it's out already? Weird. Okay. I guess I'll see it then :p
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Jul 06 17:18:35 Yay!!! "DUDE BRO JULY 7! And Other News!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A_2faBWcPQ Short version is that "Dude Bro Party Massacre III" will finally be out (tomorrow!), and it will be awailable here for about 13 USD: dudebropartymassacre3.com But watch the 3-minute video because lols involved :D
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Jul 08 20:57:42 Haven't watched it yet, but it's awailable meow: http://www.dudebropartymassacre3.com/ It's also on iTunes for 13 usd, but they have versions with extras and things...
McKobb Member	Wed Jul 08 22:16:17 That's all you
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Jul 10 23:10:34 2 watchable movies in theatre right meow: Self/Less http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc4sz6neHDs The Gallows http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_8OKImO2pc Not totally sure about Gallows, but it's an R-rated horror, which elevates its potential a little. Not expecting much from either movie, but sci-fi and horror ftw
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Jul 13 04:01:24 New trailer for Batman Vs. Superman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WWzgGyAH6Y I watched up until they started doing a spoiler montage towards the end... regret watching that much :/ Doesn't even come out until March 2016! Too early for long trailers!! :(
The Children Member	Mon Jul 13 04:12:13 that shit aint doing it 4 me. no thx. the dude aint no batman and superman sucks. in fact, im growin tired of the superheros bullshit movies. deadpool looked like shit. suicide squad, no thx. antman lololol gtfo only looking forward 2 xmen apocalypse and they only teased that with 16 seconds so no thx. i am however lookin forward 2 new spin off which imo looked better than wd season 6 trailer. http://www...hread=73835&time=1436712825186
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Jul 15 21:37:17 Air (releases 14 August, 2015) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxCw1n67jW4 Dystopian future where the world's air has been completely contaminated, except within bunkers where maintenance peeps (Norman Reedus and Djimon Hounsou) wake up every [6 months?] to make sure that VIPs in stasis cells are still alive. Drama happens when Hounsou's cell fails, so they try to decide whether or not to kill a VIP so he can live.. Looks like okay Sci-Fi. I like the concept anyways :)
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Aug 14 23:01:12 "Air" was out today, but it didn't even make it to the big theaters here. It's awailable on iTunes though.. will watch tonight
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Aug 14 23:04:19 "People Places Things" also come out today: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bawtuko5zYs It's a realistic/drama comedy with Jemaine Clement from Flight of the Conchords and stuff. The trailer shows that he uses one of the jokes from Conchords (that people only think of New Zealand for LOTR), but otherwise it looks neat
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Aug 14 23:04:43 *[came] out today Hands so cold!
McKobb Member	Wed Aug 19 09:59:19 The Martian http://youtu.be/ej3ioOneTy8
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Sep 10 18:07:00 Shyamalamadingdong's new movie out today: The Visit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfQnRjkuvaY Considering his last movie was "After Earth"... I guess he couldn't get worse?
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Sep 30 17:06:37 "Sicario" (w/ Emily Blunt and Benicio Del Toro) and "The Martian" ( !MATT DAMON! :| ) release this weekend. Might be time to catch up on movies :)
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Oct 23 17:11:25 I'll probably dutifully watch "The Last Witch Hunter" because I actually like Vin Diesel in sci-fi/fantasy roles, but I wish they'd gone "R" instead of thinking that PG-13 would help them make money from such a bazaar movie..
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Oct 23 18:30:33 Paranormal Activity 6: "The Ghost Dimension" released recently... [wiki]: "Although The Ghost Dimension will be the sixth and final film installment of the franchise, Russell Naftal, co-managing partner of Beast Media Group said that he doesn't want the story to die. 'If this is successful, we hope to include more,' he said. 'We'll continue this as long as we possibly can.'" That's the worst possible thing that a producer can say. Now I don't want to give them any money by watching it... I still might, though ;p
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Nov 01 00:03:55 Not sure I'll bother with Paranormal.. they've just been getting worse and worse.. but if it's still in theater by next week, I might, since I'll have free time for stupid things ;p .. Upcoming Blockbusters: - New Bond (Specter) comes out next Friday! - Hunger Games, Mockingjay Part 2 (20 November) - Star Wars 7 (18 December) Also Upcoming: - Point Break (25 December) - The Hateful Eight (25 December) - The Revenant (25 December) - The Witch (26 February) - Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (25 March) Even though Star Wars and Hunger Games will be at least fun, I'm only really excited for "The Witch" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQXmlf3Sefg It's produced by A24, and they've produced some really good stuff, like Ex Machina, The Rover, Under the Skin, Spring Breakers.. ("Ex Machina" and "Under the Skin" being in my very short list of really good movies from the last few years; also in that list is "It Follows", but that's not by A24 :p ). They're like Focus Features in that respect (producing lots of stuff I like), except A24 has been selecting great horror directors, so it's like they get me ;p Should be a good winter for movies! :D
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Nov 04 17:07:44 Spectre out tomorrow! :D But it's competing with Suffragette!.. which doesn't look at all pretentious ;p
McKobb Member	Thu Nov 05 11:55:04 Suffragette is not showing over here. Must be one of those hive-town only flicks.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Nov 18 21:52:32 Zoolander 2 trailer - warning: may spoil best jokes like most comedy trailers :p http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CL4LNWHegk kinda wish Ferrell kept the muscled look
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Nov 20 21:01:01 Am avoiding the trailer but have still managed to see the muscle suit scene :D Seems like they'll be able to make the sequel work! Also, didn't realize that Hunger Games has made it to theater — lost track of time, maybe. Hopefully will see tomorrow!!
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Dec 04 20:44:39 oo! Krampus was released! .. didn't realize that it was only PG-13 though.. totes a bummer :/
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Dec 11 23:25:41 Star Wars next week! I think Harry Potter will get to Mordor and toss the Tesseract into the Joker's plasma relay. Should be fun.
The Children Member	Mon Dec 14 00:45:02 lookin good http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COvnHv42T-A
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