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williamthebastard
rank | Mon Jun 08 17:26:13 Why hasnt anyone invented Ketchtard™? Ready-mixed ketchup and mustard so I dont have to double dip on my plate all lunch? There's surely a huge market among the bedridden CCs et al.? Thank you for your attention to th - oh, fuck off |
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murder
rank | Mon Jun 08 23:32:45 You're going to trust someone else to get the right mix? - |
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williamthebastard
rank | Mon Jun 08 23:41:12 Youre a genius. That means a whole range of different blends. Hot'n'spicy with extra mustard, sweet'n'mild for extra ketchup, and the soft'n'creamy ketchup/mustard/mayo blend? That one will have the 500lb CCers rolling to the fridge |
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