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The Children
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Thu Aug 06 03:35:23
utter garbage.

so im bored and watchin captain yankee from 2016.

just skippin and watchin some parts, not gonna watch da whole borefest and already noticed many shit things in it.

like in the beginnin u see a group stealin shit from an african lab, social justice and all, im fine with it.

then comes captain yankee and crew 2 save da day. instead we get treated 2 action sequence of some sort, when in reality, scarlet witch is supposed 2 be da strongest right, she culd singlehandedly use her magic and stop everyone instead she is regulated 2 makin weird hand movements and we see da crew doing flippyfloppy acrobatics that whitey claims dunt work in kungfu but when they do it, its da best shit in da world.

so right there opening sequence, we already have whitey bias and men bias. u woke yet.

smart dude
Member
Thu Aug 06 03:36:51
mods?
The Children
Member
Thu Aug 06 03:47:48
i think they pronounce it as potts, peppar potts, kid.

smart dude
Member
Thu Aug 06 04:10:29
what does that mean? some kind of nerd reference? in a thread that you started, trashing the very same nerd shit that you are referencing? go eat some doritos, loser.
The Children
Member
Thu Aug 06 04:48:41
it means u cant even get a name correctly, ur low iq brain just cant compute.

Habebe
Member
Thu Aug 06 07:54:44
If you want pro Chinese movies I hear they make a bunch of " anti colonialist" movies. They probably suck too though, unless you have any recommendations.

Other than Xmen Im not a fan of super hero movies either. Well I guess blankman back jn the day was ok.

sam adams
Member
Thu Aug 06 09:24:40
"superhero movies are shit"

This is true
Habebe
Member
Thu Aug 06 09:45:32
I liked some of the xmen movies.
Rugian
Member
Thu Aug 06 09:53:23
Out of all the superhero movies released over the last few decades, the Dark Knight trilogy is the only one that's worthwhile (although the third movie was meh).

The Disney films are all dumb production line drivel designed to be as generic as possible in order to appeal to a mass audience. They suck.
Habebe
Member
Thu Aug 06 09:57:32
I forgot about the DK. Yeah they were great.
Dakyron
Member
Thu Aug 06 11:04:42
Batman Begins was great. The Dark Knight was OK. TDKR was utter and complete shit. A travesty of a movie that exists on the same plane as shit like The Green Lantern and Black Panther.
The Children
Member
Thu Aug 06 11:48:42
batman begins was indeed da best.

dark knight was great that it expanded da universe but wasnt that great imo.

dark knight rises returned 2 da roots, was a good closer of trilogy but indeed many aspects which were just meh. still better than dark knight.

i personally consider da trilogy as best superhero movies.

who can even watch justice league and that crap. man of steel puke puke. wonderwoman, aquabitch, these movies r all cgi with crappy stories and even crappier actin.

marvel crap are just as bad.
it used 2 be like batman begins but shits not even that long ago.

and like every few years they now remake this shit just 2 leech moniez.

its completely horseshit. like theres a new batman now and how many frikkin jokers have we had so far. all frikkin horseshit.

spiderman is da same. toby spiderman was great, but it was just da first one, storywise also kinda borin and safe played with hoblin.

then u got da 2 garbage follow ups (how does one even ruin venom. u tell me).

then came 2 or 3 more spidermans which were garbage. and now u have a new spiderman homecomin or whatever, put it in da marvel universe but the problem is, its garbage! its horsecrap garbage.

even da venom movie was dogshit. i mean cmon.

first ironman was great. second one. lmao. and 3rd one, r u for frikkin real lmao. he was makin 50 mill per movie too!. insane.

thors are all garbage. captain yankee is garbage. everyone of them.

captain female yankee is dogshit. dr strange was an poor inception wannabe copy. doesnt come close to inception. u gonna tell me otherwise, bitches.

guardians of poopie galaxy.
avengers 1 was ok ish but really borin nowdays.

2 shit man, hasnt aged well. just another cgi flick.

so is black panther, so is infinity war and endgame.

i mean u gonna tell me these r good movies. its just the comic book nerds gettin nerdgasm.

movies suck nowadays.
The Children
Member
Thu Aug 06 11:50:54
xmen is equally crap.

like its always magneto and the crap. so they finally for da first time went with apocalypse and how did that turn out.

motherfuckers.

its literally wolverine roid thats carryin that shit. every frikkin one of them. gets insanely borin.

so when magneto and charles were gettin 2 old, what they do?

"first class" young charles and young magneto. FUCK THAT SHIT.

or endless jean dark phoenix. how many frikkin dark phoenixes have we had by now. FUCK OFF.

The Children
Member
Thu Aug 06 11:55:31
like does anyone even like jurassic kingdom movies.

the actors r idiots and story sucks. like the original jurassic park is still the best even though some parts hasnt aged that well. 2 is ok but kinda borin now. and 3 is just damn fallen far from da tree.

but the new jurassic movies dunt even come anywhere close. like wtf is up.

isnt alien the same. does anyone even like the new alien movies. like wtf.
Habebe
Member
Thu Aug 06 14:12:56
In my defense I only seen the first two xmen movies.

I lobe apocalypse, but didnt make it more than 20 mimutes into it.

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