Utopia Talk / Politics / TheChildren Character Analysis

nhill Member	Sun Jun 20 15:21:51 What a fascinating account. I've never seen a single logical argument come out of his mouth and, honestly, I'm impressed. This is a political forum, after all. Whomever is maintaining this multi (probably Paramount et al) deserves some type of award. My theory is that someone took every fallacious statement in the world and trained a deep neural network on the data. He might be my favorite account here. <3 TC
TheChildren Member	Sun Jun 20 15:36:06 ^another clueless moron drownin in his own salty tears.
nhill Member	Sun Jun 20 15:42:54 Excellent example, damn I love this. Do me again!
TheChildren Member	Sun Jun 20 15:47:27 we all know ur salty coz u got obliterated by tc...is oke, kid. almost everyone on here has at some point been obliterated. is just 2 easy for tc.
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Sun Jun 20 15:47:37 We have long debated the veracity of the character. Either he is real or so dedicated to the character that he may as well be real.
TheChildren Member	Sun Jun 20 15:48:13 so chill, no need 2 be ashamed. u can stop hidin in ur closet now and get some sunlight.
TheChildren Member	Sun Jun 20 15:49:40 nhill is butthurt coz da truth got smacked in his face like da retard he is. i cant help it ur media brainwashes u with lies and deceits but when tc pop that bubble ur left with shame. ur inferiority complex aint tcs fault. ur media shuldve neva lied 2 u in da first place.
nhill Member	Sun Jun 20 15:49:48 "we all know ur salty coz u got obliterated by tc...is oke, kid. almost everyone on here has at some point been obliterated. is just 2 easy for tc." Lmao, nice work. Keep 'em coming!
nhill Member	Sun Jun 20 15:51:41 The account does seem to refer to itself in 3rd person a lot, too. Best method actor on the Internet?
nhill Member	Sun Jun 20 15:52:39 Non-ironically giving you props, TC. But I know insults are your primary functionality. Love it, anyways!
nhill Member	Sun Jun 20 15:53:05 "We have long debated the veracity of the character. Either he is real or so dedicated to the character that he may as well be real." The unspoken dangers of "Fake it until you make it."
TheChildren Member	Sun Jun 20 15:54:31 humans: fake it till ur make it ur country: yes
nhill Member	Sun Jun 20 15:55:31 You can do better than that.
Habebe Member	Mon Jun 21 02:25:44 TV has a unique style. Its versatility is astounding, no matter you argue, he has a response, his style is not contained by logic or anything coming close to coherent expression. He has an exception to this.Media, he loves tv/movies and games and will hold semi normal conversations about them. Ill give him.credit that he recognized the greatness of the Dark Crystal series age of rebellion. Still my hands down favorite fantasy series since GoTs. The idea of puppets (Jim Henson company) turns some off.But of anyone cpuld havw pulled it off it was the Hensons.
Habebe Member	Mon Jun 21 02:32:03 Also his language style is so consistent ive wondered if it's pit through a translation app. Its like a mix of Ebonics and a Russian casino ad.
nhill Member	Mon Jun 21 03:53:15 It is pretty impressive, ngl. I liked the Dark Crystal show. Unfortunately, my wife did not enjoy the puppeteering so I haven't had the chance to finish it. But it had a great story.
Habebe Member	Mon Jun 21 04:21:28 Its a shame it got canceled, poor decision on Netflix's part. Apparently they jad a changing of the guard and the new guy canclled it. Its been revived as a ballet, not sure how that works. I wasn't the biggest fan of thw original movie, it was ok, I just grew up knowing of it and only watched it after the tv series, I prefered the series.
Paramount Member	Mon Jun 21 05:06:44 ”Whomever is maintaining this multi (probably Paramount et al) deserves some type of award.” Nah, I’m not TC. lol I think he is his own person, a real person. If I remember correct he typed normally in early to mid 2000’s, but only later started to type sloppy. Maybe he was inspired by BIDBP who was a poster that used to type sloppy.
nhill Member	Mon Jun 21 05:16:42 Isn’t OsamaIsDaWorstPresid run by whomever ran BIDBP?
Rugian Member	Mon Jun 21 05:24:46 No, the typing gives away that he's a multi. Imagine being a grown adult and still writing like you're an 8 year old. And he actually EVOLVED into typing like an 8 year old.
nhill Member	Mon Jun 21 10:55:32 He's a national treasure, for sure.
nhill Member	Mon Jun 21 10:55:40 International, even.
TheChildren Member	Mon Jun 21 12:03:38 look at all these salty incells, damn straight i now type like this u bitchass idiot. and i aint ever going back either. back in 2000 i was still in school being sucked in2 one of da biggest lies and accumulatin big debt. look at where that got me. i said never again. we aint in school no more and i a free man. i can type howeva da fuck i want!!! go call da grammar police and see if ppl give 2 shits bout internet grammar. i xplained this shit before like back in 2007 or 2008 already, u stupid bitches. aint no act, i frikkin REFUSE 2 type like as if im still some student followin teachers order. fuck that ol hag. if she readin this, i want her 2 know her lessons r frikkin useless garbage.
TheChildren Member	Mon Jun 21 12:08:50 lol u retards think it an act coz of way i type...lmao what r u 10 year old? we all gotta follow da rules like teacher said... SAYS WHO MOTHERFUCKERS. like a sheep. like a wage slave rite? just pay ur monthly bills and work like a slave until we drop dead... well not me, fuck that shit.
nhill Member	Mon Jun 21 12:16:36 Man, if you're a real person, I want to fly out to the UK and take you out for lunch. My treat, literally any restaurant at any price. But right now the UK is a complete shithole. Let's pencil it in.
Habebe Member	Mon Jun 21 12:23:54 A Tuna sandwich AND bubble tea?!?!?! These are TCs favorite.
CHINA RULZ USA SUCKS Member	Mon Jun 21 12:48:23 LEVE TC ALONES! OWND WOND WOND WOBND WPMND ONW DOPMNWD PWMD
Habebe Member	Mon Jun 21 12:49:20 http://www...esc:aqhKtmhCyUE,trex_id:AaMiZd This seems to be the most expensive chinese restaurant in London.
nhill Member	Mon Jun 21 13:28:03 That works. Whatever TC desires. I'm used to paying for $300-400/person sushi dinners (thankfully I very rarely eat out w/ friends) so that looks pretty reasonable.
Rugian Member	Mon Jun 21 14:05:15 But can you afford prime albacore?!!
nhill Member	Mon Jun 21 14:39:15 I'll ship a whole case with me!
CrownRoyal Member	Mon Jun 21 18:06:29 What was in that sandwich, I remember it sounding not awful. Tuna, fresh ciabatta, mayo and lettuce? Washed down by a few cold Cokes iirc. It definitely was a great post by TC, one of the few UP people remember
CrownRoyal Member	Mon Jun 21 18:08:21 I meant that post is remembered by the UPers, one of the few posts that people might remember for a long time. Comma missing
nhill Member	Tue Jun 22 09:39:03 What's the context here?
nhill Member	Tue Jun 22 17:28:18 Also, perhaps the ultimate irony would be that Turtle Crawler == TheChildren. TC == TC. Hidden in plain sight.
nhill Member	Tue Jun 22 17:28:43 Of course, that would destroy my vision of TheChildren being an autonomous human being so say it ain't so.
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