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Assguard
Member | Thu Dec 26 15:09:00 Today I had a fairly constipated poo, and oh my lord, it nearly split my ass in two My Christmas cheer, completely drained from my rear, too many carbs, completely tore my rump Burning and itching, doubled over in pain, my only hope lies within, Walgreens Hemorrhoidal Pain Relief Cream |
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Assgard
Member | Thu Dec 26 16:18:05 ^Fake. I’m the real Assgard. |
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murder
Member | Thu Dec 26 21:57:20 You're both rimmers. |
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