Utopia Talk / Politics / Trump demands American Pope: Fever dream

murder Member	Mon Apr 21 05:13:32 Noting the massive US trade deficit with the Vatican, Donald Trump has banned the Roman Catholic Church from conducting business or collecting donations in the United States until the Church elects an American Pope of his choosing ... and agrees to give the Trump Organization 50% of global Church revenues. Trump notes that the Roman Catholic Church has been getting rich off of donations from wealthy American Catholics for decades in a totally one sided trade relationship. Trump has stated that if the Church does not give into his demands, he will spin off the American Catholic Church (Henry VIII style) and declare himself Pope. The sanctions and demands were posted by Donald Trump on Truth Social. -
Average Ameriacn Member	Mon Apr 21 05:47:32 They will sign the deal, you will see!
murder Member	Mon Apr 21 06:40:07 They will get on their knees and kiss his ass and beg him "Please sir, we'll do anything you say!" -
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Apr 21 06:44:56 "God is an American."
williamthebastard Member	Mon Apr 21 07:53:44 US "Christianity" is probably about to get excommunicated from the Church
williamthebastard Member	Mon Apr 21 08:02:47 Maga is literally and technically more ethnicistic than Hitler. Not even he demanded that the Pope or God be German.
Pillz Member	Mon Apr 21 09:15:44 You know so much about your nazi heroes
murder Member	Mon Apr 21 09:39:37 "Maga is literally and technically more ethnicistic than Hitler. Not even he demanded that the Pope or God be German." This isn't real bro. At least not yet. :o)
Rugian Member	Mon Apr 21 09:46:58 Lmao
murder Member	Mon Apr 21 10:57:35 I wasn't as clear as I thought.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Apr 21 12:05:54 a decent chance he asked adults if he has a shot at the position
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