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murder
Member Mon Apr 21 17:23:57
Can't secure her purse.

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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s bag, including $3,000 in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant

Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem fell victim to a thief while eating dinner at a downtown Washington, DC, restaurant Sunday night, the secretary confirmed Monday.

Noem, who was asked about the theft at the White House Easter Egg Roll, acknowledged the incident and said the matter has not been resolved.

The Secret Service, which provides security for Noem, reviewed security camera footage at the Capital Burger restaurant and saw an unknown white male wearing a medical mask steal her bag and leave the restaurant, a law enforcement source said.

The thief got away with Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash.

The Secret Service has launched an investigation to trace any use of Noem’s financial instruments, the person added.

“Her entire family was in town including her children and grandchildren – she was using the withdrawal to treat her family to dinner, activities, and Easter gifts,” a DHS spokesperson said.

http://www...i-noem-purse-stolen/index.html

murder
Member Mon Apr 21 17:24:22

This is the gang that can't shit straight.

Rugian
Member Mon Apr 21 18:27:24
Guess the race?

Any other incident in DC would be 100% a negro...but this crime might have been politically motivated, in which case it's almost certainly a limp-wristed whitey.

Pillz
Member Mon Apr 21 18:28:53
Black

tumbleweed
the wanderer Mon Apr 21 19:07:56
i'll guess it was a "white male wearing a medical mask"

murder
Member Mon Apr 21 20:31:15

tumbleweed: "The perp's description is in the story."

Rugian & Pillz: "tl;dr"

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Pillz
Member Mon Apr 21 21:56:43
You just hate fun

obaminated
Member Mon Apr 21 23:26:04
Of all the people to rob, a high ranking federal government official is the last one you'd wanna rob. Medical mask or not, the secret service is after him now. Homeboy is fucked beyond all recognition for 3k.

murder
Member Tue Apr 22 00:31:15

He shouldn't be too worried. She's in the presidential line of succession, so the US Secret Service is her personal security detail. They let some rando walk away with her purse. Barney Fife could do a better job.

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murder Member	Mon Apr 21 17:23:57 Can't secure her purse. ------------------------ Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s bag, including $3,000 in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem fell victim to a thief while eating dinner at a downtown Washington, DC, restaurant Sunday night, the secretary confirmed Monday. Noem, who was asked about the theft at the White House Easter Egg Roll, acknowledged the incident and said the matter has not been resolved. The Secret Service, which provides security for Noem, reviewed security camera footage at the Capital Burger restaurant and saw an unknown white male wearing a medical mask steal her bag and leave the restaurant, a law enforcement source said. The thief got away with Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash. The Secret Service has launched an investigation to trace any use of Noem’s financial instruments, the person added. “Her entire family was in town including her children and grandchildren – she was using the withdrawal to treat her family to dinner, activities, and Easter gifts,” a DHS spokesperson said. http://www...i-noem-purse-stolen/index.html
murder Member	Mon Apr 21 17:24:22 This is the gang that can't shit straight.
Rugian Member	Mon Apr 21 18:27:24 Guess the race? Any other incident in DC would be 100% a negro...but this crime might have been politically motivated, in which case it's almost certainly a limp-wristed whitey.
Pillz Member	Mon Apr 21 18:28:53 Black
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Apr 21 19:07:56 i'll guess it was a "white male wearing a medical mask"
murder Member	Mon Apr 21 20:31:15 tumbleweed: "The perp's description is in the story." Rugian & Pillz: "tl;dr" -
Pillz Member	Mon Apr 21 21:56:43 You just hate fun
obaminated Member	Mon Apr 21 23:26:04 Of all the people to rob, a high ranking federal government official is the last one you'd wanna rob. Medical mask or not, the secret service is after him now. Homeboy is fucked beyond all recognition for 3k.
murder Member	Tue Apr 22 00:31:15 He shouldn't be too worried. She's in the presidential line of succession, so the US Secret Service is her personal security detail. They let some rando walk away with her purse. Barney Fife could do a better job. -
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