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Rugian
Member
Mon Apr 28 08:08:52
In a brilliant 4D chess move, Trump has singlehandedly caused the Liberals to go from surefire losers to having a real shot at winning reelection, thus ensuring that Canada will be mismanaged into the ground for anoth3r five years.

The frontrunner is a literal globalist banker who is cosplaying as someone willing to be tough with the US, even though our military could overrun the entire country in the time it took the Nazis to conquer Denmark.

The citizens will be crying out for annexation to the US in no time.
jergul
large member
Mon Apr 28 09:08:46
He is indeed a literal globalist government banker (he has served on the Canadian and UK Central banks). Though he will not run Canada into the ground for that reason. He knows his shit (except for better than passable french of course. Prolly cost the liberal party a few seats in Quebec).

Goes to show how Canadians really do not want to be part of the US.

*Elbow up* :).
Pillz
Member
Mon Apr 28 10:14:31
I'll probably have to eat these words but there is no way Mark Carney wins, except maybe by virtue of the fact half the country isn't aware of the election.

Remember that Canadians on Facebook are the exposed to zero and can share zero political content.
jergul
large member
Mon Apr 28 11:01:04
Voter participation is looking to be N of 70%. Shall I pick you up a bottle of tobasco sauce for later?
Pillz
Member
Mon Apr 28 11:05:29
That is a fairytale number.

Polls stopped working at all a long time ago as measures of anything accurate.

I assure you, nothing in Canada gets 70% participation ever. Not even hockey.
Dukhat
Member
Mon Apr 28 11:06:52
I really don't give a shit about Canada. It's amazing how brain dead the right has become that they care so much about having another nazi become elected elsewhere.
Pillz
Member
Mon Apr 28 11:08:01
Old men who crack up at Nazi jokes, who can't understand why polling is no longer a legitimate measuring technique, discussing elections in countries they don't understand or know anything about.

Lulz
Rugian
Member
Mon Apr 28 11:08:40
Pierre Poilievre is a Nazi now?

Lmao
Pillz
Member
Mon Apr 28 11:09:22
I can't wait until wtb and jergul learn about our boy Doug...
Rugian
Member
Mon Apr 28 11:38:02
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

Good luck to the Great people of Canada. Elect the man who has the strength and wisdom to cut your taxes in half, increase your military power, for free, to the highest level in the World, have your Car, Steel, Aluminum, Lumber, Energy, and all other businesses, QUADRUPLE in size, WITH ZERO TARIFFS OR TAXES, if Canada becomes the cherished 51st. State of the United States of America. No more artificially drawn line from many years ago. Look how beautiful this land mass would be. Free access with NO BORDER. ALL POSITIVES WITH NO NEGATIVES. IT WAS MEANT TO BE! America can no longer subsidize Canada with the Hundreds of Billions of Dollars a year that we have been spending in the past. It makes no sense unless Canada is a State!

Apr 28, 2025, 8:36 AM

http://tru...Trump/posts/114415618596069518
Pillz
Member
Mon Apr 28 11:46:57
This is the funniest thing to Canadians who

A) Aren't rabid liberal zombies
B) don't care about politics
C) want to watch the world burn

Because Trump ain't ready for Doug Ford, poor guy.

Gonna watch Pax Americana fail because of Ontario.
jergul
large member
Mon Apr 28 13:15:42
Pillz
I know about your boy Doug and his brother before him. We had threads. :).
Pillz
Member
Mon Apr 28 13:19:54
Then perhaps can appreciate how amusing Trump's tweets are for Canadians who don't suffer from TDS and can enjoy a good show when we see one
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Apr 28 13:46:13
yeah, he hilariously wants to wreck your economy w/ fake rationaled tariffs to force your submission

hahaha... such a funny guy
Average Ameriacn
Member
Mon Apr 28 14:03:21
This is the last Canadian election we will ever see
patom
Member
Mon Apr 28 15:31:56
"Remember that Canadians on Facebook are the exposed to zero and can share zero political content."

Someone should tell my relatives in Canada that they can't talk politics on Facebook. They must have been out of the loop.
Pillz
Member
Mon Apr 28 15:38:52
You can talk it, but you can't post any stories and we get none in our feeds. The best work around is screenshots of headlines.
Pillz
Member
Mon Apr 28 15:41:34
Canadians will no longer have access to news content on Facebook and Instagram, Meta says
Bill C-18, the Online News Act, received royal assent after passing House and Senate

Jessica Mundie · CBC News ·
Posted: Jun 22, 2023 4:19 PM EDT | Last Updated: June 22, 2023

http://www...ws-act-meta-facebook-1.6885634
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Mon Apr 28 16:00:56
Ever since Covid Canada has been surprising me with one draconian policy after another.
Pillz
Member
Mon Apr 28 16:21:51
Instagram circumvents this law mostly because posts are just 'what do you think' hot takes.

And instagram is beautifully racist as an ecosystem, so news censorship matters a lot less in the big picture of the ideological war for public opinion there.
Seb
Member
Tue Apr 29 02:35:58
Ooof. Going from odds-on favourite to be next PM to losing your seat to a guy called Bruce Fanjoy.

The writers are getting a bit meta.
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