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TheChildren
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Thu Mar 19 18:03:54
https://ww...nces-us-israeli-actions-macron

EN SHALLAH!

ROFL they just keep droppin like flies

6-7 fattie amies, now da "superior" "STEALHTY WINK WINK" fattie 35

has dropped

anotha 100 mill useless toy

butbuyut "da air defenses dunt work"

sure sure lol
Average Ameriacn
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Thu Mar 19 18:09:04
"The aircraft landed safely, and the pilot is in stable condition"

NUFF SIAD!
williamthebastard
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Thu Mar 19 18:11:05
When someone portraying a parody of dumb americans answers the exact same way as csam adams, you have to chuckle
TheChildren
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Thu Mar 19 18:12:25
yaaa like jamie lanister who uses his left hand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBb15PQn-gQ

ROFL

in da next 50 years, peoples gonna be talkin bout fattie 35 4 SURE!!

4 SURE!!!

just not in da way u think

BUHHAHHAHAAA

TheChildren
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Thu Mar 19 18:26:11
holeeey shittt

readin da comments on dat site, some posters posted telegram vid of da attack

fattie 35 is officially USELESS

complete lock on and bullzeye
yeaaa they can see u

buutbuuutbuut ma staaaealth lol




murder
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Thu Mar 19 18:57:53

"... and the pilot is in stable condition"

People that are fine are usually not described as "in stable condition".

It sounds like the pilot was wounded somehow.

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TheChildren
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Thu Mar 19 19:01:58
if u see da video on telegram...u know

they didnt see...they fuckin see dude. like glowin ball and all locked and bullzeye, nottin u can do.

even scarier is how u dunt even know wut hit u.
Allahuakbar
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Fri Mar 20 21:28:24
https://ww...F-35-signals-collapse-of-order

Iranian Parliament Speaker Mohammad Baqer Qalibaf, has hailed the historic striking of an American F-35 stealth fighter by Iranian forces, declaring that the destruction of this symbol of US arrogance marks the collapse of the Western-led world order.

In a Friday post on his X account, Qalibaf emphasized that the jet represented the core of Washington's delusions of military supremacy.

"The F-35 was not just a fighter jet, it was a monument to the invincibility and arrogance of the American military; a theological symbol, claimed to be invisible to any eye and superior to all power," he wrote before citing a Qur'anic verse: "however, 'the Hand of Allah is above their hands'." (Holy Qur'an, 10:48)

The Islamic Revolution Guards Corps (IRGC) confirmed that its advanced, modern air defense systems successfully neutralized the fifth-generation stealth aircraft over central Iran’s airspace at 2:50 a.m. local time on Thursday.

The Parliament Speaker noted that the myth of American stealth technology has been shattered.

"This symbol was struck down for the first time in the world; 'and you did not throw when you threw, rather, it was Allah who threw,' (Holy Qur'an, 8:17)" he wrote.

"This was the moment an entire order collapsed," Qalibaf added.


While the IRGC noted the likelihood of a total crash is very high, even Western media outlets have been forced to acknowledge the blow. CNN cited sources confirming the F-35 was forced into an emergency landing at a US base in West Asia after being scorched by Iranian fire.

Capt. Tim Hawkins, a spokesperson for US Central Command, was left with no choice but to confirm that the $100 million jet was on a combat mission over Iran when it was intercepted.

This historic targeting comes amid the ongoing Israeli-American terrorist aggression against the Islamic Republic, which was ignited by the unprovoked and cowardly assassination of the late Leader of the Islamic Revolution, Ayatollah Seyyed Ali Khamenei on February 28.
Hrothgar
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Sat Mar 21 01:22:34
You guys know that hundreds of those have been built right? And that they are still making more of them?
kargen
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Sat Mar 21 01:59:29
yeah this is the 'even a blind squirrel finds a nut' scenario. Keep randomly shooting shit in the air and eventually you hit something.
Basically they made a jet come home early. Kuwait has had better luck shooting down US jets and they did it by accident.
Pillz
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Sat Mar 21 02:37:27
Hrothgar is the kind of guy who would sue for false statements about you sleeping with his wife, and then while on the stand testify that he doesn't know if it's false or not.

Lol
murder
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Sat Mar 21 03:04:07

"Kuwait has had better luck shooting down US jets and they did it by accident."

You actually believe some guy shot down 3 fighter jets by accident?

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kargen
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Sat Mar 21 05:21:46
No he shot them down on purpose but not realizing they were American thus the accident part.

Either way still a better record than Iran.
murder
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Sat Mar 21 05:26:46

There's no chance that was an accident.

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Habebe
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Sat Mar 21 05:44:01
1 f-35 being shot down does not the end of western lead world order make.

I mean, lets forget its the YS and Iran and call them country X and Y.

Now compare damages.
jergul
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Sat Mar 21 06:42:24
Kargen
Almost certainly not so friendly fire. You just killed a importan religious figure and 40% of Kuwait is Shia.
jergul
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Sat Mar 21 06:43:13
Habebe
It just denotes that the US has nothing even close to air dominance over Iran.
williamthebastard
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Sat Mar 21 15:50:52
The cowardice of Usians feeling big and tough by attacking, together with Israel, a country whose military is 1/125th the size of the forces of the USA and Israel is off the absurdity charts.

1/125th is literally less than 1%. Its like 20 grown men attacking a baby and thinking it makes them look tough.
williamthebastard
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Sat Mar 21 15:56:19
"man, did you see when I sucker punched the baby? I looked like chuck norris!"

"yeah man, you were brutal. But did you see my round kick? Her pacifier must have flown about 10 feet in the air!" - 500 lbs macho Usians stuffing their faces with cheerios and cheering TV coverage of the war on Iran
TheChildren
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Sat Mar 21 16:06:33
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrP4QC_MH94

anotha day of winnin!

all ur bases r belong 2 u no more

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