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Rugian
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Tue Apr 07 13:08:24
Will Iran be bombed back into the Stone Ages?

Will Trump decide to partake in some TACO Tuesday?

Will the markets ever stop falling for early morning White House statements that are clearly designed to make them pump?

Will Congress ever do anything?

Hans, are we the baddies?

Stay tuned everyone. 8:00 PM tonight!
williamthebastard
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Tue Apr 07 14:20:37
Apparently, Trump bombed several million bridges from his personal F-35 this morning and is now eating a big mac in the McDonalds he quickly erected in Teheran at a fraction of the cost they usually cost to build, because he's the world's greatest developer. Source: Sam Adams
Rugian
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Tue Apr 07 14:37:35
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!
Rugian
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Tue Apr 07 14:42:26
"Lead them to Paradise"
williamthebastard
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Tue Apr 07 14:46:15
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again.

Children crying in terror in the arms of mothers shaking in fear in cellars all over Teheran: "Hey, creating uncertainty is just the art of the deal, nothing to worry about" - Habebe
jergul
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Tue Apr 07 14:57:24
Nuclear weapons are the only way to even get close to the damage he is projecting.

Conventional "no more mr nice guy" does not ring true at all. The US and Israel have been giving it their best shots for what? 40 days now?

This could get really bad.
jergul
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Tue Apr 07 14:58:37
Note the passive tense. "Will die" not "I will kill". Such an upstanding guy.
Average Ameriacn
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Tue Apr 07 15:15:10
I think he’s going to paralyze Tehran. He’ll destroy all the power plants and water treatment facilities that serve Tehran. Within three days at the latest, the residents will storm the mullahs’ palace and bring the regime to an end.
Then they’ll use smoke signals to indicate that they want to surrender completely.
murder
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Tue Apr 07 16:12:21

"A whole civilization will die tonight"

One of the world's oldest civilizations dies tonight.

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It'll either be ...

"The End of Persian Civilization Day"

or

TACO Tuesday again

or

A massive failure that doesn't end Persian civilization but makes the US an even bigger global pariah.

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Habebe
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Tue Apr 07 16:41:51
I honestly think WTB sees his posts as profound and accurate.

Legit, all I said was that Trump routinely "puts many balls in the air" and intentionally injects uncertainty into almost everything, its his M.O.
Sam Adams
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Tue Apr 07 16:58:36
WTB is mentally ill. Like actually.

"Lead them to Paradise"

Great line. That line hits hard. Can't wait for 3.

Anyway trump should do the funniest thing. I have suspicions.. We will see what actually happens.
jergul
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Tue Apr 07 17:06:35
Murder
What scares me most is the uncertainty that the world has the moral fiber to make the US and Israel global pariahs.
Sam Adams
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Tue Apr 07 17:12:39
Global pariahs? To who? A few criers in euro wussland?

China and Russia are impressed with our strength. Most of the middle east and Eastern Europe are on our side. The third world literally does not care.

Outside of a few crying leftists with a birth rate of 0... an utterly irrelevant population... And some Islamic fundamentalists(the actual global pariahs) who is against us?

Lol jergul you and France can cry together though.
jergul
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Tue Apr 07 17:19:39
What might get the US in the end is recapitalization in the ME drawing net cashflows out of the US.

There will not be much left of oil and gas infrastructure anywhere down there if Trump gets his way.
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