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Utopia Talk / Politics / da first...GOAT
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TheChildren
rank | Thu May 21 20:45:03 many names throughout historiez and shit. but who wuld be da first. da very first goat of goats. atilla. unstoppable. but no ambition. still just a land pirate. he was also born as da son of da leader. alexander da great. also prince of some king. impressive feat. but he was neva gonna breach indian kingdoms or da himalayas, let alone china. ghenghis khan. plenty of ambition here. but he was also da son of some leader. already born with peoples followin him. he also neva achieved his biggest wish: china. his grandson did. still impressive enuff. largest land empire eva recorded in da historiez and shit possible contender no shortages of chinese commanders and generals. but if had 2 pick 1. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/luGF5vXJ1SQ from hobo to endin pax mongolica and becomin ruler of all unda da heavens. now dat shit is something else. we got winner winner chicken dinner here. first recorded GOAT. he wuld go from beggin 4 scraps on da streets as a kid and teen, 2 become da first emperor of da MiNG dynasty, endin da mongol empire which lets face it da Yuan dynasty is literally 80% of da entire mongol empire https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SW3GTamLqHc |
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