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Utopia Talk / Politics / So it Mitch McConnell dead?
Im better then you
rank
Tue Jul 07 08:20:09
In latest proof we are living in a declining empire
old as fuck Mitch had a cardiac arrest and was hospitalized. That was three weeks ago he has not been seen or heard from since.

Four days after the incident his wife met with Vice President of China.
Sam Adams
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Tue Jul 07 08:36:40
Sounds like Joe biden
tumbleweed
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Tue Jul 07 08:53:52
no need for those in Congress to show under this dictatorship

rep Tom Kean disappeared for ~4 months w/o explanation (has finally come back & claimed was depression)
murder
rank
Tue Jul 07 18:42:56

Can you really die if never had a soul?

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Seb
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Tue Jul 07 21:27:12
I have been reliably informed the global heat waves are actually due to the gates of hell opening to receive him.
Rugian
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Sat Jul 11 20:26:24
lol

But also...seriously, where is this fucking guy?
Forwyn
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Mon Jul 13 01:48:48
Braindead from cardiac arrest, clearly.

But the politicos need to align their successor with Trump ramblings before they announce
murder
rank
Mon Jul 13 02:15:50

Unfortunately Satan stamped "return to sender" on his ass and shipped him back.

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Rugian
rank
Mon Jul 13 02:42:12
He lives

One neocon senator was enough for Hell this weekend
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