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TheChildren
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Wed Aug 12 13:47:51
https://ww...am_lincoln_sailors_have_tried/

rofl i guess nottin motivates like da lack of propa foodz and toothpaste and ovaflowin toilets standin knee high in piss and shit wata lol





Paramount
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Thu Aug 13 00:19:12
Soldiers are jumping ship. They don’t want to serve the pedo mafia empire any longer.
murder
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Thu Aug 13 01:44:05

Sailors. And it's not surprising that they are unhappy. They all joined the Navy for the gay sex, and now Trump is cracking down on that kind of behavior between consenting adults.

Gay sex has been outlawed, and there aren't any women onboard, so even the bisexuals are screwed.

9 months is a long time to go without butt sex.

Or so I've heard. :o)

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jergul
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Thu Aug 13 09:42:29
They prefer the term seamen, no matter how many vowels you choose to spell it with murder.
LazyCommunist
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Thu Aug 13 10:18:21
Maybe they heard rumors of Russian anti ship missiles being delivered to Iran? That would explain their nervous behaviour.
TheChildren
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Thu Aug 13 16:44:27
imagine da smell of piss and shit wata...even if u drained dat shit away (4 now)...dat smell isnt and actual bacteria haven isnt go away.

of curse da shit wata comes back in different parts of da ship. so rlly lol. pure shit ship
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