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Utopia Talk / Sports / Soccer is not a sport
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ObviousFactStater
 rank  |  Fri Oct 23 16:18:48 2009 Soccer is a homosexual mating ritual. Discuss.  | 
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Palem
 rank  |  Fri Oct 23 18:37:31 2009 I'm giving this thread a purple card.  | 
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The Powers That Be
 rank  |  Fri Oct 23 20:46:58 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86AJje3ElDc  | 
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ObviousFactStater
 rank  |  Sat Oct 24 15:34:07 2009 what the fuck is a purple card? Is that like a gay marriage license for soccer players?  | 
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nhill
 rank  |  Sat Oct 24 15:37:14 2009 A purple card signifies a lube break.  | 
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CrownRoyal
 rank  |  Tue Aug 11 03:25:31 2015 http://vine.co/v/eduaMJ6r6WH  | 
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Cthulhu
 rank  |  Sun Feb 28 01:06:15 2016 Don't we have something better to discuss than homosexual mating rituals? Perhaps we could discuss how Ted Cruz is a liar and a thief and has no class?  | 
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Palem
 rank  |  Sun Feb 28 03:16:16 2016 You can't call someone a thief and claim they have no class. Thief is a class. Dumbass.  | 
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Cthulhu
 rank  |  Sun Feb 28 03:17:44 2016 Very good point Maple  | 
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Cthulhu
 rank  |  Fri May 27 01:10:20 2016 soccer is so gay it makes Elton John look straight kill all the homos  | 
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