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tumbleweed rank	Fri Nov 16 22:26:23 2018 re: last thread: yeah, they should've gone w/ 'celebration gone wrong' i think their current explanation is he died of sedative overdose, guess that's the most peaceful story they could think up
swordtail rank	Fri Nov 16 22:44:00 2018 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dr-norYX4AAN19o.jpg
Pillz rank	Fri Nov 16 23:05:37 2018 F5
McKobb rank	Fri Nov 16 23:58:37 2018 :P
tumbleweed rank	Sat Nov 17 02:21:33 2018 Four members of a southern Ohio family are in custody as suspects in the execution-style slayings of eight people from another family, authorities said. George “Billy” Wagner III, his wife and their two adult sons were taken into custody Tuesday in connection with the cold case slayings of seven members of the Rhoden family and the fiancée of one of the victims. The bodies were found at four separate homes in the rural town of Piketon in April 2016. “The Wagners were friends with the Rhodens and had been for years,” DeWine said. “They knew the layouts of the Rhodens’ homes, and they knew the victims’ routines. It is our belief that the suspects used this knowledge to meticulously plan these horrendous, cold-blooded murders.” At the time of the slayings, Hanna Rhoden and Edward “Jake” Wagner were allegedly fighting over the custody of their child. #TheRainsOfCastamere
Pillz rank	Sat Nov 17 03:03:56 2018 More like Hatfields&McCoys, or maniots even
tumbleweed rank	Sat Nov 17 07:45:59 2018 Florida A New Port Richey man, who had just been freed from jail Tuesday for an auto theft charge, tried to break into a car on his way through the jail parking lot, according to the Pasco County Sheriff's Office. The problem: A deputy was behind the wheel. Klaid Karpuzi, 41, was arrested by the deputy and marched back inside the Land O' Lakes Detention Center, the Sheriff's Office said. Now he faces a second charge of attempted auto theft.
tumbleweed rank	Sat Nov 17 22:17:31 2018 today is the 40 year anniversary of this thing... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hH8rxarVG8
McKobb rank	Sat Nov 17 22:31:18 2018 Its comming right at me!
tumbleweed rank	Sun Nov 18 01:58:13 2018 highwaymen http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=ajfT6_1542445139 do you have to pay every stick wielder? not sure the process
swordtail rank	Sun Nov 18 13:36:48 2018 ‘Something doesn’t smell right’: Farting controversy clouds dart championship http://nyp...-accuse-each-other-of-farting/
tumbleweed rank	Mon Nov 19 02:16:33 2018 snowball fight...w/ glass bottles http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9vGfp_1542570707 highlights are headshots @ 0:10 & 1:18 (& 1:24)
swordtail rank	Mon Nov 19 18:41:42 2018 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DsTNsiFWwAEtCWF.jpg
tumbleweed rank	Mon Nov 19 21:07:18 2018 psychedelic jellyfish http://twitter.com/CNN/status/1064589121899753472
tumbleweed rank	Tue Nov 20 00:05:51 2018 mini-9/11 http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=aCBN1_1542638927
swordtail rank	Tue Nov 20 01:47:29 2018 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DsVKpsTU4AAwuDx.jpg
tumbleweed rank	Tue Nov 20 07:57:25 2018 solid proof humans have taken a wrong turn: http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=kjn9O_1542668197 i hoped that was clean-up of some mini-9/11 incident, but on closer inspection that appears to be a normal working environment
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Nov 20 08:26:38 2018 But they're sorting chaos into more chaos D: ... they're not even organizing it at the bottom D: D:
tumbleweed rank	Tue Nov 20 08:41:39 2018 there's a 2nd row of those grey stations across the way... and for a brief second you can see stuff moving down between the rows so i think it's a mirror image operation w/ stacks of boxes on two sides flowing down to the booths, then onto a belt moving down the center but it's still grounds for destruction of humanity
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Nov 20 09:00:19 2018 Sorry, sir, but we got to have *some* law ;p
tumbleweed rank	Tue Nov 20 22:35:57 2018 -Food Safety Alert- CDC is advising that U.S. consumers not eat any romaine lettuce http://www.cdc.gov/ecoli/2018/o157h7-11-18/index.html iceberg lettuce tastes far superior anyway
swordtail rank	Tue Nov 20 23:02:57 2018 Trumpy Bear Official Commercial http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9qv8RSreIM
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Nov 21 02:52:20 2018 Apparently this is real, so of course I'm interested, because AMERICA ;p
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Nov 21 05:31:40 2018 "Tiny pug happy food dance" http://imgur.com/gallery/1MZowGh
tumbleweed rank	Wed Nov 21 09:27:31 2018 A Canadian curling team, featuring an Olympic gold medalist, was kicked out of a tournament this weekend for "unacceptable behavior," which included being "extremely drunk." Facility manager Wade Thurber told CBC Sports: "They went out to curl and they were extremely drunk and breaking brooms and swearing and just unacceptable behavior that nobody wants to watch or hear or listen to and it was just 'enough was enough,'" -------- i would like to watch or hear or listen to... (an extremely brief search turned up nothing though)
tumbleweed rank	Wed Nov 21 20:08:38 2018 security guard in Brazil spots a motorcycle helmet or something can skip about 35 secs in... that's the guard in the doorway...never see much of the threat http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9tcEi_1542811503 they should be allowed to retire w/ full benefits if they survive a week
swordtail rank	Wed Nov 21 21:32:29 2018 Goliath v Goliath: ‘Scariest man on the planet’ set to take on ‘Iranian Hulk’ in MMA match http://www...n-hulk-mma-fight-scariest-man/
tumbleweed rank	Wed Nov 21 23:45:05 2018 one guy looks like he has muscle the other guy looks like he was injected w/ marshmallow
tumbleweed rank	Wed Nov 21 23:50:46 2018 tomorrow we celebrate the 55th anniversary of the assassination of JFK & give thanks to Rafael Cruz (assassin & father of the zodiac killer) kind of an odd holiday
tumbleweed rank	Thu Nov 22 02:42:58 2018 daily dose -masochist cat -an airbag for cyclists... or new fashion statement -flying tub -other stuff http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW-2TWWxaX0
Cherub Cow rank	Thu Nov 22 09:38:58 2018 Probably one of the best daily doses :D That hovding cyclist airbag was especially cool. Apparently they tested it to a fair degree: http://hovding.com/how-hovding-works/ ..makes me wonder if Tour riders will demand some kind of adaptation of it.. though helmets probably have more speed benefits at this point..
swordtail rank	Thu Nov 22 15:32:41 2018 Go skateboarding and enjoy the night http://twitter.com/QogBazar/status/1063274701781225472
tumbleweed rank	Thu Nov 22 20:15:58 2018 "In the event of an accident, the cyclist's abnormal movement is detected and the airbag inflate" i'm skeptical of about misfires :p... i'd market it as a way to scare off unwanted attention or attackers (Dilophosaurus-style) ------------- actor demands causing movie changes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mf2ylffKws Sam Jackson featured a lot :p but mostly to positive effect
tumbleweed rank	Thu Nov 22 21:41:22 2018 North Sentinel Island tribespeople believed to have killed trespassing US 'missionary' http://www...sionary-killed-intl/index.html sorta summary: apparently on his first day he took a canoe (from a larger boat) to the island and returned w/ arrow wounds next day, he decided to try again... they broke his canoe, so he swam back to boat next day, he decided to try again... and they admired his persistence & welcomed him, or so he hoped i guess... ("the (larger boat) fishermen later saw the tribespeople dragging his body around")
swordtail rank	Thu Nov 22 21:59:55 2018 he be with jeebus now.
Pillz rank	Fri Nov 23 03:05:34 2018 Trump must invade India now
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Nov 23 08:18:20 2018 He died doing what he loved: being bludgeoned by the Sentinelese.
tumbleweed rank	Fri Nov 23 20:18:16 2018 deer doing stunt for its youtube channel: http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9WUWf_1542991910
tumbleweed rank	Fri Nov 23 21:01:24 2018 some more info from the guy who couldn't take a hint: "I hollered, 'My name is John, I love you and Jesus loves you,'" he wrote in his diary, pages of which were shared by his mother with the Washington Post. Shortly after, a young member of the tribe shot at him, according to his account. In pages left with the fishermen who facilitated his trip to the island, his musings are a clear indication of his desire to convert the tribe. "Lord, is this island Satan's last stronghold where none have heard or even had the chance to hear your name?" he wrote. His notes indicate that he knew the trip was illegal, describing how the small fishing vessel transported him to the isolated island under cover of darkness, evading patrols. "God Himself was hiding us from the Coast Guard and many patrols," he wrote. ... While on board, he wrote one final note to his family. "You guys might think I'm crazy in all this but I think it's worthwhile to declare Jesus to these people," it said. "God, I don't want to die." http://www...len-chau-diary-intl/index.html maybe it was Satan hiding him from the Coast Guard
McKobb rank	Fri Nov 23 22:31:10 2018 It is a shame these people are left to live dominated by nature and their local warlord.
tumbleweed rank	Sat Nov 24 02:48:46 2018 he should've tried to amaze them w/ fire... or a wheel ---------- Coyote Peterson stung again: Giant Hornet he says it's listed as a 2 on pain index, but apparently disagrees :p 11:30 sting 13:20 & 13:40 good swelling shots
Pillz rank	Sat Nov 24 03:08:21 2018 Y no link
tumbleweed rank	Sat Nov 24 04:38:53 2018 to build suspense >.> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7VMcMJBjD4
Cherub Cow rank	Sat Nov 24 08:54:25 2018 Can't wait to watch it :D Sounds a lot like that missionary's god is a failure
tumbleweed rank	Tue Nov 27 21:15:04 2018 hang-glider mishap http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CUFtQ_1543304448 attaching yourself seems like a hard thing to forget to do :p
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Nov 28 00:33:34 2018 I would think that's something you'd want to check probably about ten times before leaving XD Apparently Frankie Muniz lost some long term memory after a mini-stroke, but that's not important — important would be the awful comments getting upvoted on the Imgur post about it :D http://imgur.com/gallery/7Y8IJkE
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Nov 28 00:49:35 2018 People meme-ing about the missionary already: http://i.imgur.com/N2MGabr.jpg
tumbleweed rank	Wed Nov 28 01:59:37 2018 not enough concern for the Muniz cat
McKobb rank	Wed Nov 28 03:49:55 2018 Lulz
tumbleweed rank	Wed Nov 28 07:00:15 2018 large cow... or trickery http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5OQOVU6NEY
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Nov 28 09:32:13 2018 It’s probably 6 people hopping around in a cow suit
tumbleweed rank	Wed Nov 28 19:28:15 2018 i'm wondering why it's the only classic black & white cow... maybe the brown ones are some small cow species... or dogs in cow suits...
tumbleweed rank	Wed Nov 28 21:38:22 2018 A Dania Beach (Florida) woman was arrested and charged with aggravated assault without intent to kill after she reportedly "farted loudly" in a Dollar Store and then pulled a knife on a man who complained. Shanette Yvette Wilson, 37, was in a checkout line a Dollar Store in Florida when she passed gas and then got into a verbal dispute with John Walker, a customer next to her, according to the Miami Herald. Wilson is accused of pulling a small "lock back knife" from her purse, opened the knife, and told Walker she was going to 'gut' him, according to the police report.
tumbleweed rank	Thu Nov 29 07:19:33 2018 A Florida woman and her boyfriend are accused of disemboweling her estranged husband with a sword on Thanksgiving morning.
tumbleweed rank	Thu Nov 29 07:25:05 2018 A Florida man is facing felony charges after he was heard through his PlayStation’s microphone allegedly sexually assaulting an underage girl while out on bond after being charged with sexually assaulting another girl. Daniel Enrique Fabian, 18, of New Port Richey was arrested Nov. 21 after a witness told authorities that he overheard the alleged assault after Fabian failed to turn off his microphone while taking a break from playing “Grand Theft Auto,” the Tampa Bay Times reported. --- i only got 1 of those 3 news items from 'Florida Man'... other 2 just happened to be Florida... hence why there's a Florida Man (& Woman) twitter i suppose
Cherub Cow rank	Thu Nov 29 08:38:27 2018 Okay, what the hell is happening to make Florida like this? :D
tumbleweed rank	Thu Nov 29 19:45:29 2018 could be because they are at the bottom of the country... all the contaminated water from the northeast runs down and collects in Florida modern day science!
tumbleweed rank	Thu Nov 29 20:02:17 2018 Ozzy Man: Destination F Compilation (Volume 7) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pawkdEOyvIk last third is just advertising
tumbleweed rank	Thu Nov 29 21:50:07 2018 a good samaritan chimp http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=aDEMU_1543504865
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Nov 30 03:00:50 2018 That reminds me of this Malcolm X clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf7rsCAfQCo Good Samaritan is house — doing the zookeeper's bidding ;)
tumbleweed rank	Fri Nov 30 07:01:06 2018 you made it way darker :p only thing i can think of when i see chimps is the stories of them ripping off people's faces & genitals... (also kinda dark)
tumbleweed rank	Fri Nov 30 07:13:00 2018 Daily Dose apparently it's ok to toss babies in pools http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r_afT3HHh0 #CaseyDidIt
tumbleweed rank	Fri Nov 30 23:38:08 2018 some pretty creepy stuff going on in Japan... as expected (can skip to 1:22 if not into Conan humor... & the last half really) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzaXw2ztCqU 3 years?? i assume there must be an hour limit per week or something?... Mueller should look into this
tumbleweed rank	Fri Nov 30 23:56:31 2018 black shirt guy is not too good at red light fight club (volume warning...loud parts in middle) http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=kTVce_1543590049
Pillz rank	Sat Dec 01 00:33:09 2018 Here we are asking what makes Floridaman, but really we have to worry about Japan.
tumbleweed rank	Sat Dec 01 06:12:48 2018 maybe adoption agencies should rent out the kids... sure it might go horribly wrong most of the time, but occasionally you might get some kid adopted & not molested ------ side note: if you want the murderous cat on your lap to instantly go into stalk mode & then attack your screen, see "Videos for Cats to Watch - 8 Hour Bird Bonanza" on YouTube
tumbleweed rank	Mon Dec 03 00:30:23 2018 daily dose includes an interesting spray... which probably causes cancer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4xiySm1dKo
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Dec 03 03:34:46 2018 Really feel like the bomb part at the end should have been slower D: .. crazy scale.. .. "some pretty creepy stuff going on in Japan..." That was hilarious :D Not too surprising a service! The 3 year thing was a big shock, though.. definitely must be some kind of hour limit.. especially because of child labor laws. A longer video would have been cool! Conan could have milked that for an entire episode :D .. "black shirt guy is not too good at red light fight club" Red light fight club should absolutely be a thing :D :D :D .. "Videos for Cats to Watch - 8 Hour Bird Bonanza" could be a good screen saver if people are over... .. This might be staged, but it's still a fun discussion: http://imgur.com/gallery/a3KlX5d
tumbleweed rank	Mon Dec 03 09:35:36 2018 that's some aggressive fingering ------ http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=ki0lC_1543681764 Almost!
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Dec 03 17:53:50 2018 I guess only the people filming have watched these LiveLeak videos, and everyone else is just shooting themselves at parties ;) Funny Onion headlines: • "Playtex Unveils New Line Of Quick-Dissolving Tampons" [Onion: News in Photos] • "Great Mosque Of Mecca Hosts Annual Christmas Tree Lighting" [Onion: News in Photos] http://www...hristmas-tree-light-1830771713
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Dec 03 17:58:06 2018 "This Incredible Charity Provides Mama With Her Vodka" [Clickhole Video: Faith in Humanity Restored!] http://www...mama-with-her-vodka-1829998179
tumbleweed rank	Mon Dec 03 23:45:01 2018 re: vodka vid i was going to call them out on their bad journalism but seems Wheel is indeed on after Jeopardy now... which feels wrong i guess it's because smarter people might be watching news which is on before & dumber people interested in 'primetime' which is after ...so a decrescendo of intellectual activity
tumbleweed rank	Tue Dec 04 05:31:25 2018 North Dakota Man Pleads Guilty To Stealing Forklift To ‘Kill’ Donald Trump .. The intent was to basically try to get to the limo, flip the limo and get to the president ... to kill the president,” U.S. Assistant State’s Attorney Brandi Sasse Russell told a federal court on Friday. ---- good plan
tumbleweed rank	Tue Dec 04 05:36:11 2018 charity kills, help no one: A Baltimore woman was fatally stabbed Saturday after she rolled down her car window to give money to a seemingly struggling young mother, according to police. Jacquelyn Smith, 52, was in the front passenger seat of a car with her family when they stopped to help the woman, the Baltimore Police Department. Believed to be in her 20s, the woman was reportedly holding a cardboard sign stating “Please Help me feed my Baby” while cradling either a baby or an object that had been wrapped to look like one, according to the police statement. After handing the woman money, a black male reportedly approached the vehicle to thank the family, the statement said. It is alleged he then “reached in to grab the female victim’s wallet when a struggle ensued.” “The male suspect then produced a knife and stabbed the victim in the torso before fleeing the area on foot with the female suspect who was holding the sign,” the police statement said. Doctors were unable to save Smith, who succumbed to her injuries.
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Dec 04 08:47:10 2018 That reminds me... the homeless in my area have usually just been old white people, Native Americans, and regular urchin types who have particular spots picked out, but in the last month we've gotten gypsies at a lot of unusual locations. Their signs have significant work done to them — not the usual black marker on cardboard but lots of color and artwork, like they definitely do it for a living. I wonder... but anyways, I wouldn't go near stabbing distance, especially not after seeing LiveLeak videos of gypsies trying to distract people while they rob them :p .. "Wheel is indeed on after Jeopardy now" You're reminding me how long it's been since I've caught an episode of "Jeopardy!"! Hulu has it, but for some reason only seasons 28, 30, and 32, whereas the show is running on season 35 right meow. I wish it were easier to watch that online :/ .. "flip the limo" Probably wouldn't have worked even if he'd managed to get the lift to the stopped limo and had had plenty of time :D .. those security limos can be super heavy due to the armor and equipment, and regular-sized forklifts can only lift a few thousand pounds. Can't find info on the type of forklift he stole, but I'd guess it wasn't a big one.. so hopefully they'll see he's crazy and unrealistic and take pity ;p .. Cat backpack, so you can make your cat super uncomfortable ;D http://www.instagram.com/p/Bq755ocgDRk/
tumbleweed rank	Tue Dec 04 09:10:39 2018 Alex Trebek ripped into players recently in some interview, calling them idiots if they jump around the board, and if they don't bet big when the 'daily double' is higher on the board. (not his exact phrasing :p) I wouldn't have thought the daily doubles kept the same difficulty as its location on board, so kinda unfair criticism from the bitter old man imo. --- I could improve that cat backpack instantly... add 6" or so of opaque wall at the bottom so cat has some cover. Although not sure it would ever be liked by a cat...
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Dec 04 09:24:09 2018 Cover sounds like a good idea.. and maybe some kind of motion stabilizer.. and blankets.. and more places for it to paw out at people :D Trebek has probably seen a lot of strategy, but players probably have to look for categories that they can win... though I do like when players say, "Let's make it a true Daily Double" — bet it all!! :D :D
tumbleweed rank	Tue Dec 04 22:22:41 2018 Daily Dose if you eat scallops you're a monster also, multiple cute lil guys at end... don't stop early! (left-side white guy is the best) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuysZvtpbeE
tumbleweed rank	Wed Dec 05 01:48:26 2018 i guess this wind blows in exactly one direction for long periods of time http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9a1oc_1543943268
tumbleweed rank	Wed Dec 05 02:30:32 2018 A District of Columbia clerk and a supervisor refused to accept a New Mexico man’s state driver’s license as he sought a marriage license because she and her supervisor believed New Mexico was a foreign country. In a statement, the D.C. courts system acknowledged the staff error. “We understand that a clerk in our Marriage Bureau made a mistake regarding New Mexico’s 106-year history as a state,” Leah H. Gurowitz, spokeswoman for D.C. Courts, said in an email. “We very much regret the error and the slight delay it caused a New Mexico resident in applying for a D.C. marriage license.” #theDumbening
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Dec 05 03:22:10 2018 "a mistake regarding New Mexico’s 106-year history as a state" lulz... the subtle mockery in that sentence :D .. left side white fluff was like toad.. maybe too fat to compete for more eats :p Scallops were pretty neat! I thought they just sat at the bottom and filtered water passively.. .. Not sure what's going on here (some sort of ride?), but it looks like the flat guy from Beetlejuice: http://imgur.com/gallery/60eLJYz
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Dec 05 06:02:18 2018 This might be a good idea nowadays: "Woman Preemptively Posts A Few Good Photos Of Herself Online Just In Case She Ever Dies In Shooting" [Onion: News in Brief] http://loc...photos-of-herself-o-1830859227 "YUMA, AZ—Uploading almost a gigabyte of image files to her various social media accounts, nursing assistant Katherine Rohrbach, 26, took the precaution of posting several of her favorite photos of herself online Tuesday just in case she dies in a mass shooting. “Should I ever be cut down by a deranged gunman while shopping or going to the movies or dancing at a bar, I want to make sure the first photos of me the media can find are nice ones where I’m having a good hair day and you can see my face clearly,” said Rohrbach, scrolling through her phone camera’s album and selecting photos she believed to be tasteful and which showcased her personality. “I don’t want my friends and loved ones to learn about my violent firearms-related death by seeing a bad selfie on the news, or maybe a snap where I’m drunk at a bar. Also, there are high school photos of me up now that I should probably just delete.” At press time, Rohrbach’s friends and family were protesting CNN’s use of a photo of Rohrbach standing next to a more attractive friend after both were shot to death at a birthday party." And from Yuma! Like Nick Pappagiorgio :D
tumbleweed rank	Wed Dec 05 06:19:03 2018 it's Christmas Vacation season! ...and Die Hard it seems like people should be able to travel through Ikea on that meat hook / harness thing since they have a designated path anyway
tumbleweed rank	Wed Dec 05 09:44:48 2018 " Twitter allowed someone to invade my text with a disgusting anti-President message. The same thing-period no space-occurred later and it didn’t happen. Don’t tell me they are not committed cardcarrying anti-Trumpers. Time Magazine also may fit that description. FAIRNESS PLEASE " ~Rudy Giuliani he also hasn't deleted this tweet from 5 days ago: "Kimim ° has f" ...he's a lawyer for the President of the United States
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Dec 05 14:25:09 2018 He clearly needs a Millennial managing his Twitter, and he needs to stop using voice-to-text .. and probably Twitter :p
tumbleweed rank	Wed Dec 05 19:19:22 2018 you can see why Trump likes him as he has no problem w/ baseless accusations & lies (not to get too UPish :p) ---------- A Utah man has been charged with sexual assault and kidnapping after authorities say he hammered a tool resembling an ice pick through another man’s penis during an argument. The 45-year-old Jason Dee Maughn is scheduled to make a court appearance Wednesday in Salt Lake City. Court documents show that Maughn is accused of putting a gun to the victim’s head and handcuffing him to a chair on Aug. 30. The victim told police he was given a choice of being killed in the desert or having a nail driven into his penis. He says he went to the hospital the next day for treatment after Maughn took the handcuffs off. The charging document describes the case as domestic violence and says the men lived together, but doesn’t explain their exact relationship.
tumbleweed rank	Wed Dec 05 19:27:06 2018 ah, found out what Rudy was complaining about... ----- In a tweet on Tuesday, Mr. Giuliani said the social network had “allowed someone to invade my text with a disgusting anti-President message.” He was referring to a Nov. 30 tweet in which Mr. Giuliani — by failing to put a space after a period, and starting the next sentence with the word “In” — had inadvertently created a hyperlink. "G-20.In" is a real domain name, but it hadn’t been used before Mr. Giuliani tweeted it. Twitter automatically converts such valid links into blue, clickable text. When Jason Velazquez, 37, who owns a web design firm in Atlanta, saw the tweet, he immediately bought the domain for about $5. He then created a page with a simple message, which anyone who clicked on Mr. Giuliani’s accidental link would see: “Donald J. Trump is a traitor to our country.” The whole process took him about 15 minutes, Mr. Velazquez said on Tuesday. http://www...dy-giuliani-twitter-links.html ------ so Rudy's "period no space" comment not as incomprehensible as it seemed :p he was just trying to describe the auto-linked text (but still a baseless accusation that is totally unacceptable from someone in his position...)
Cherub Cow rank	Thu Dec 06 14:39:31 2018 Sounds like he’s blaming Twitter for his not knowing how to work Twitter :D ... Forcing old politicians to adopt Twitter and social media to keep with the times may have been a mistake .. but —like I think has been said here a few times — probably so was social media ;D
tumbleweed rank	Thu Dec 06 19:44:52 2018 supposedly Facebook is exacerbating the riots in France... something about the news algorithms or something, i didn't really read the article as i don't need convincing Zuckerberg wants to watch the world burn
tumbleweed rank	Thu Dec 06 23:10:50 2018 A river otter in British Columbia wanted for scarfing down numerous beloved koi from Vancouver’s Dr. Sun Yat-Sen Classical Chinese Garden might have fled the scene for good. But that wasn’t before eating the majority of the pond’s adult koi. Last week the garden moved the remaining three adult fish to the Vancouver Aquarium to keep them safe from the otter. The otter was first spotted in the park late last month, and park officials began setting humane traps in hopes of catching and relocating the predator so the koi wouldn’t be on the menu. One particularly well-known fish, named Madonna, was believed to be 50 years old before becoming one of the otter’s victims. Despite efforts to catch and relocate the otter, the clever critter evaded the traps for days, managing to eat the bait in the traps without triggering them. It also continued snacking on koi. The decision to remove the remaining fish to their temporary refuge at the aquarium came after the otter ate at least 10 of the garden’s 14 adult koi. No one has spotted the otter since the day staffers moved the fish, said Cheung. And while only time will tell if the otter will reappear ― especially after the fish are returned ― for now, it seems the otter has been able to make a getaway. The otter-koi conflict led to people in Vancouver and beyond to start declaring loyalty to one animal or the other, pronouncing themselves as either Team Otter or Team Koi. #TeamOtter
tumbleweed rank	Thu Dec 06 23:42:08 2018 a reminder to be on guard whenever passing by another human http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=95fep_1544059797
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Dec 07 01:10:20 2018 That passerby must have been fronting or something. I don't front, but maybe nobody is safe? #TeamMurder .. "Facebook is exacerbating the riots in France" I'd believe it! :D "Evil Scientists Marinating a helpless kitten in soy sauce before roasting and barbequing it." http://imgur.com/gallery/bokaBA9
tumbleweed rank	Fri Dec 07 01:14:11 2018 some more details on the above penis assault, as i'm sure we all wanted to know... Charging documents state Maughn placed a wooden board under the victim’s groin after his pants were pulled down. Maughn then positioned a tool resembling an ice pick on top of the victim’s genitals. He then used a rusty hammer to drive the tool resembling the ice pick into the victim’s genitals and into the wood board below.
tumbleweed rank	Fri Dec 07 05:30:50 2018 CASPER, Wyo. (AP) — A man and woman admit in court they drove from Arizona to Wyoming with two children in the trunk of their car. Sixty-three-year-old Michael J. Fee and 31-year-old Amber L. Freudenstein each pleaded guilty Thursday to two misdemeanor counts of child endangerment. Sheriff’s officials say a third party told them the children reported riding in the trunk for much of the 900-mile drive while two German shepherds sat in the back seat. Fee said in court there was not enough room for everyone so the children were relegated to the trunk. Court documents show the children are about 6 and 10 years old.
McKobb rank	Fri Dec 07 07:17:34 2018 This is so unlike the Freudensteins I know!
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Dec 07 16:28:01 2018 “But the dogs would have barked the whole trip if we’d put *them* in the trunk! ... The children were quiet in there... until after the trip when they snitched”
tumbleweed rank	Fri Dec 07 19:53:28 2018 i think it was for the best as you can't explain to the dogs what's going on but you can for the kids (+ the kids were probably annoying) ============== this sounds interesting, i don't quite understand the explanation but when they mention incorporating it w/ phones, i assume it's a star trek medical tricorder: Australian researchers develop 10-minute cancer test http://www...te-cancer-test-intl/index.html soon we can stop relying on back alley unlicensed dogs
tumbleweed rank	Fri Dec 07 21:22:57 2018 someone did this on Howard Stern's tv show... he seemed to be on drugs... it was an odd show http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CNiYM_1544187856
tumbleweed rank	Sun Dec 09 00:43:46 2018 performance art, mental illness, or drugs?: (^good idea for a game show) http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=ufftg_1544290190
Cherub Cow rank	Sun Dec 09 08:13:21 2018 D: ...gonna go with mental illness due to excessive drug use ;)
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