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A bro
Member | Wed Jun 22 00:41:56 the bathroom sink instead of the toilet what would you do? I walked past the toilet door which he left slightly open and I saw what he was doing. |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Wed Jun 22 01:01:04 move my toothbrush |
Repel
Member | Wed Jun 22 07:54:15 using the toilet as sink. Seems that one is cleaner than the sink |
Kaylana
Moderator | Wed Jun 22 08:22:08 1, Ask what's wrong with the toilet. 2, hand him the bleach and cleaning brush and supervise to make sure he does the job right. 3, seek new living arrangements. |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Wed Jun 22 12:00:34 from an SNL skit... [that would probably be on YouTube if they hadn't been such nazis] " Hi, I'm Norman Bates for The Norman Bates School of Motel Management...[yadda yadda]... Yes, a diploma in motel management can be your passport to prosperity, independence, and security, but are you motel material? Let's find out with a simple quiz. Question 1: A guest loses the key to her room. Would you A) Give her a duplicate key B) Let her in with your passkey C) Hack her to death with a kitchen knife Question 2: Which of the following is the most important in running a successful motel? A) Cordial atmosphere B) Courteous service C) Hack ker to death with a kitchen knife " |
Cherub Cow
Member | Wed Jun 22 15:57:03 lol |
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist | Wed Jun 22 22:48:29 I would torture him Till he begged to be murdered then burn him to death |
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