Utopia Talk / General Talk / LOL Addiction 8: Failed Abduction Plan

Cherub Cow rank	Tue Aug 29 02:37:30 2017 Real-life friends Sophie Turner & Maisie Williams doing Ned Stark impressions while Turner drives [August 22nd; from James Corden show] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjTp0lfcgEE ..I don't usually click the celebrity videos, but at only a few minutes length they got me with this one ;p
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Sep 04 17:24:17 2017 "6 Startling Before and After Photos of Meth Users" [Onion Slide Show] http://www...ter-photos-of-meth-users-34472
tumbleweed rank	Mon Sep 04 18:16:49 2017 that last photo suggests, Anthony Michael Hall circa Vacation years could be on Meth / be Boris Becker http://3.b...xQ/s640/Vacation_161Pyxurz.jpg
tumbleweed rank	Mon Sep 04 18:35:10 2017 the He-man mash-up we've all been waiting for http://vimeo.com/232020873
swordtail rank	Mon Sep 04 18:52:10 2017 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DI02YqkW0AYQwqJ.jpg:large
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Sep 06 08:01:57 2017 They finally have an alibi :p .. "the He-man mash-up we've all been waiting for" I'm having mixed feelings about this :D
swordtail rank	Thu Sep 07 16:39:13 2017 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJEqg63UIAA3NCn.jpg:large
tumbleweed rank	Thu Sep 07 17:15:52 2017 the lizard people living in the sewers?
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Sep 08 03:05:22 2017 Looking at her Twitter... http://twitter.com/apurposefulwife ..lots of Jesus, white references, American nationalism, and congratulating of white people having of lots of children.. plus an "Alex Jones talks about #WhiteGenocide" post... so... yes, lizard people :D
swordtail rank	Fri Sep 08 04:31:36 2017 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJIkulOUMAA63xX.jpg:large
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Sep 08 05:08:28 2017 lol :D Another page: http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DI7KiV1UMAAQDlB.jpg
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Sep 08 05:11:30 2017 kitty jump compilation: http://i.imgur.com/BbOrzex.gifv
swordtail rank	Fri Sep 08 17:37:43 2017 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJIY584V4AAHPoW.jpg:large
swordtail rank	Fri Sep 08 21:51:48 2017 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJNwOjAVoAA1JnB.jpg
swordtail rank	Wed Sep 20 19:23:56 2017 Committee to Investigate Russia: War http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz9PNoecNxU
swordtail rank	Fri Sep 22 01:47:44 2017 The Most Censored Bible Chapter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGecYM8S1r0
swordtail rank	Mon Sep 25 22:19:41 2017 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKhHk88VwAAdveu.jpg:large
swordtail rank	Wed Sep 27 15:04:17 2017 DOT approved kettles.... http://www...ARY_MARCH_15_2013_PAGE_49.html
swordtail rank	Thu Sep 28 21:17:07 2017 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKaz115VAAUFVwU.jpg:large
swordtail rank	Thu Sep 28 21:19:44 2017 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKBD-REVAAAtWLn.jpg:large
swordtail rank	Sun Oct 01 02:41:36 2017 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLAQ40HV4AAwawS.jpg:large
swordtail rank	Sun Oct 01 04:42:25 2017 http://twitter.com/BBAnimals/status/914263678094053377
tumbleweed rank	Sun Oct 01 17:53:15 2017 i hope that snail lived (is living) a long happy life of blissful ignorance papyrus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVhlJNJopOQ
swordtail rank	Mon Oct 02 19:20:42 2017 Internet Comment Etiquette: "Weed Channels" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqgJ4aTsXv4
swordtail rank	Mon Oct 02 19:41:54 2017 Internet Comment Etiquette: "Alex Jones" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHbAsndSKXA
swordtail rank	Wed Oct 04 22:08:07 2017 FDA rebukes bakery for claiming ‘love’ as an ingredient in granola http://www...ranola/?utm_term=.f0c02d0de899
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Oct 06 05:45:59 2017 lol@"Alex Jones" comment etiquette ..but Erik is clearly a Zionist globalist Illuminati cloud person bent on destroying America via Obama and Hillary's false flag chemtrail 9/11 Sandy Hook gay frogs.
swordtail rank	Sun Oct 08 19:14:23 2017 VAPE CULTURE! Skeptic Community vs vapists! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=parXHF4U5_g
swordtail rank	Sat Oct 14 00:21:27 2017 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DL4XjRvXcAE3Twf.jpg
swordtail rank	Sat Oct 14 01:07:53 2017 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMBXHfoVAAAxIyQ.jpg
swordtail rank	Thu Oct 19 15:54:55 2017 RWW News: Alex Jones Loses It Over Drag Queens Reading Books To Children http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyjO47d23no
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Nov 15 02:51:14 2017 This was a slow burn, but after several repeats of this gif I lol'ed :D http://imgur.com/gallery/Vetou5C
Cherub Cow rank	Sat Nov 18 02:21:20 2017 "Parents Gently Explain To Son Why Family Dog Had To Be Blown Up With Dynamite" [Onion News in Brief] http://loc...amily-dog-had-to-be-1820544571 "SCOTCH PLAINS, NJ—Stressing they did all they could to make sure he was comfortably detonated, local parents Linda and John Crowley gently explained Friday to their son why the family dog had to be blown up with dynamite. “I’m sorry we have to tell you this, sweetie, but Rocky was old and in a lot of pain, so your father and I had to blow him up last night,” said Linda Crowley, who assured the 8-year-old boy that it was normal to feel sad or confused, adding that it was just the beloved German shepherd’s time to get obliterated to smithereens by a 1.5 ton blast of nitroglycerin. “Rocky was fairly out of it and didn’t seem to know what was happening, so we were extra gentle when strapping the sticks of dynamite to him. We loved Rocky, too, so please know we would never have let him suffer during the three seconds that elapsed during the explosion.” The parents reportedly went on to explain to their son that Rocky was in several better places now."
tumbleweed rank	Sat Nov 18 06:40:44 2017 goat on a wire http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3OA7sx2aCQ
swordtail rank	Sun Nov 19 18:19:14 2017 http://twitter.com/BabyAnimalGifs/status/932081266698178560
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Jan 01 05:57:07 2018 "Tough terrain" http://imgur.com/gallery/XOQMH1J
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Jan 29 02:06:30 2018 I thought I'd seen all of the good Will Ferrell sketches from his original SNL run, but this was new to me: "The Sensitive Drill Sergeant" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X5xql1G4QY
tumbleweed rank	Mon Jan 29 06:11:30 2018 he was guest host this past Saturday the perils of mentioning Aziz Ansari http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evWiz6WRbCA
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Jan 29 20:21:54 2018 lol. At least they don't have to deal with Seb ;D .. "he was guest host this past Saturday" Oh that's probably why YouTube included that sketch in their "suggested" email then :D Another new one: "Next: For Men - SNL" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9weqnWBaehg
tumbleweed rank	Wed Jan 31 22:37:43 2018 a good Jim Gaffigan tinder takeover http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0xyhCn0Eow
Cherub Cow rank	Thu Feb 01 09:16:29 2018 lol@"reading these with my father" lol@"wish you were straight" I think that was the best of those I've seen so far :D .. though I see Nick Kroll had one.. hmm..
Cherub Cow rank	Thu Feb 01 09:28:44 2018 ..just watched Kroll's. It had a couple of funny moments, but Gaffigan's was better :D
Fat Fag rank	Sun Feb 04 22:15:00 2018 BOOM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA2-uUNP8To&feature=youtu.be
tumbleweed rank	Mon Feb 05 01:22:30 2018 'i'll be damned, the suit worked' ~everyone
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Feb 07 03:38:16 2018 Some interesting behavior from a drunk person: http://imgur.com/gallery/Lg1uv
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Mar 13 23:49:18 2018 "Your Horoscopes — Week Of March 13, 2018" [Onion Horoscopes] http://www...ek-of-march-13-2018-1823744202 "Cancer Someday, you’ll look back on all this and laugh, you sick, demented, inhuman monster."
Cherub Cow rank	Sun Mar 18 00:59:37 2018 The last section of this 5-minute Onion Sports video talks about kids being inspired to cripple their parents with debt so that they can qualify for the Olympics :D "Has Shaun White Finally Captured Enough Gold Medals To Satisfy The Snow Princess Yuki-Onna?" [Onion: The Morning Sweat] http://www...ough-gold-medals-to-1823196725
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Mar 23 03:50:50 2018 "Jurassic Park Auditions - SNL" Most of these degraded into pointless 90s references or impressions that didn't try to fit into Jurassic Park at all, but this Al Pacino one (time bookmarked) was funny :D http://youtu.be/EL1wN_ihL_E?t=2m55s
Cherub Cow rank	Sat Mar 31 01:09:23 2018 This was a mediocre post about a contraption that picks up loose materials like rifle/pistol shells and paintballs, but this top comment was good for a lol: http://imgur.com/gallery/cNzGD2T "New janitorial equipment for schools?"
tumbleweed rank	Mon Apr 02 03:46:30 2018 another good impractical jokers bit (filed in appropriate thread this time) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWfvWovIc70 I can kinda relate, I've only dealt with a tailor once in my life and he asked if I dressed left or right and I had no clue what he was talking about so just picked one. I guess it's one of those jobs no one understands, so you just don't want to look stupid and go with what they say :p
tumbleweed rank	Mon Apr 02 04:17:36 2018 more of the tailoring http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhrNEVUxAD4
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Apr 02 04:46:18 2018 lol XD ... the "don't move" at the end was weird :D yeah sword sheath guy may just have gone Sartre bad faith there and guessed that getting a sword fitting was part of the tailor experience that he needed to obey :D
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Apr 06 06:01:43 2018 "Subway art" http://imgur.com/gallery/SgOkM
tumbleweed rank	Tue Apr 24 18:52:11 2018 Zuckerberg testimony http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zCDvOsdL9Q
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Apr 25 01:26:59 2018 lol@"special van" :D (1:39-2:05) &@4:05 out of breath man :D ..Zuck's facial expressions are so fucking Aspy that it's amazing. Some of it was the stress of that situation, but even his resting expressions... the "[not human]" memes really make sense :D
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Apr 25 05:43:54 2018 http://i.imgur.com/1s7OX0U.jpg
Cherub Cow rank	Mon May 21 05:50:01 2018 "Royal Wedding Photographer Feeling Pretty Guilty About Time He Ran Princess Di Off Road" [Onion: News in Brief] http://www...pretty-guilty-about-1826151767 "“I don’t think the Royal Family recognizes me, but I don’t think I’m imagining the awkwardness in here,” said Kelly, simultaneously requesting that Harry take a half step to the left and vividly recalling the relentless pursuit of his mother’s limousine through the streets of Paris, as well as the Mercedes’ sickening impact on the concrete column during the harsh bursts of his camera’s flash. “I have to keep telling myself it’s been 21 years now. It’s most likely just water under the bridge. Either way, one thing that hasn’t changed is that I’m still a professional—I put my feelings aside, show up, snap some photos, and move on to the next gig.” Kelly concluded the session soon afterwards upon overhearing Prince Harry remark that he looked rather familiar."
tumbleweed rank	Wed Jun 13 21:06:11 2018 true facts: pangolins/anteaters http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbnBYh-BJ1g
Cherub Cow rank	Thu Jun 14 08:12:33 2018 lol... definitely one of the better ones :D
swordtail rank	Thu Jun 14 16:49:49 2018 Fleet of fancy! Modeller spent 70 years and used over a MILLION matchsticks to create all 484 warships to ever sail in the Royal Navy since 1945 including HMS Queen Elizabeth aircraft carrier •Master modeller Philip Warren has spent 70 years building an incredible fleet of 484 warships from matches •The 87-year-old has painstakingly hand made the whole armada using using just a ruler, razor blade and glue •The impressive collection has even caught the eye of some of the royals, in the 1980s he presented a model of the HMS Cumberland to Prince Andrew at Broughton Airfield http://www...e-484-Royal-Navy-warships.html
swordtail rank	Thu Jun 14 20:53:00 2018 That Mitchell And Webb Look - "Are We The Bad Guys"? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK-kWRAVmRU
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Jun 25 06:29:56 2018 Have been going through the full Eric Andre episodes.. this clip was funny :D Lauren Conrad on Eric Andre http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4GL2_AVFHU
Cherub Cow rank	Thu Jun 28 23:41:41 2018 Another Eric Andre clip. This one progresses very quickly :D "Society's Lies" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kQiCyIgcaU
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Jun 29 00:19:35 2018 This was good too :D They bring out Andy Samberg to shadow/double Eric Andre (they've done this shadow skit before), but Samberg breaks character for some reason ;p http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxxig_SOxBA
tumbleweed rank	Fri Jun 29 00:37:50 2018 i wonder if the keep it at 100 degrees or something... seems like a lot of sweating
Cherub Cow rank	Sat Jun 30 04:41:46 2018 Apparently they do, though I'm not sure how regularly (definitely lots of guests that sweat) :D There was an episode with Eric Balfour where he complains about them turning up the heat and playing mind games with him: http://www...re-show/eric-balfour-in-depth/
swordtail rank	Sat Jun 30 16:51:12 2018 http://twitter.com/Stop_Trump20/status/998272316252610561
swordtail rank	Sun Jul 01 19:35:06 2018 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DhAYW3ZVAAAYNsc.jpg
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Jul 02 07:20:16 2018 ..the second tire landing right over the driver's seat right after he opened the door makes me wonder if this was Death from "Final Destination" trying to make his quotas D:
tumbleweed rank	Mon Jul 02 18:03:23 2018 ^wrong thread :p the tire also makes another pass at him after he's out
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Jul 03 03:29:57 2018 That's the second time in the last month or so that I've posted in the wrong thread :p ... I'll have to stop opening multiple tabs for threads and stop shuffling those tabs.. Final Destination confirmed!! I didn't notice it bouncing back at him. He'll have to keep skipping places with other people that Death means to kill.
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Jul 03 21:23:29 2018 Another Eric Andre lol: Base-off between Thundercat and Hannibal 9000 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tonM-8Zmb04 This is the second time they've had this exposed man appear as Hannibal's father :D
swordtail rank	Wed Jul 04 14:18:40 2018 http://twitter.com/hashtag/SecondCivilWarLetters?src=hash
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Jul 09 10:47:32 2018 That feed is kind of a cesspool of straw men attacks :D Eric Andre is the octopus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9H7LkFCkSw
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Jul 09 11:26:23 2018 Until a fifth season happens, this will likely be the last Eric Andre Show clip I post :p "The 311 conspiracy theory investigation - Eric Andre Show" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny-Xxjcu3pQ Eric Andre and Derrick Beckles also started releasing "Mostly 4 Millennials" (first episode was July 2nd), which is similarly over-the-top but it makes fun of millennial culture (hashtag movements, tech trends, etc.).. haven't seen much yet; aside from clips, I'm not sure if it's possible to watch without a cable provider or torrent
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Jul 09 11:38:11 2018 Did I post this before? I don't think so.. "Eric André and Hannibal Buress Hijack Each Other's Tinder Accounts | Vanity Fair" (2016) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uwYo_M_I5Q
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Jul 23 18:22:55 2018 Rosenthal is back! :D "The Onion Reviews ‘Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again’" [Onion: Film Standard] http://ent...ia-here-we-go-again-1827749066
tumbleweed rank	Tue Jul 24 01:28:01 2018 i choose miserable kill-joy! also Onion has defeated my ad-blocker :/
swordtail rank	Wed Jul 25 21:38:36 2018 Missing budgie reunited with owner after being found by pet cat http://www...-east-orkney-shetland-44951793
Cherub Cow rank	Thu Jul 26 08:42:34 2018 ♫ I had a budgie, but it died ♫
swordtail rank	Fri Jul 27 18:15:40 2018 Relaxing Sounds of Submarine Sonar Pulse - 10 Hours http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj6h9acBTbI
swordtail rank	Wed Aug 01 20:24:45 2018 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DjiA5dTUcAAHe_6.jpg
swordtail rank	Wed Aug 01 21:07:39 2018 http://www.orderyoni.com/
Cherub Cow rank	Thu Aug 02 08:07:51 2018 D:
Pillz rank	Thu Aug 02 08:22:05 2018 I think we can all agree humanity has taken an asteroid worthy wrong turn.
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Sep 25 02:42:17 2018 Been a minute since I've found something for lol thread :D Gordon Ramsay being a sweet heart: http://imgur.com/gallery/8H3mYLM
swordtail rank	Wed Sep 26 02:55:07 2018 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dn8M0NdV4AEZtyb.jpg
Cherub Cow rank	Mon Nov 12 03:57:23 2018 These videos can be hit or miss, but this one had a Peter Rosenthal sort of ending ;D "Should Dunkin’ Donuts End Its Promotion With The NFL That Gives Fans One Free Medium Coffee For Every First Down?" [Onion Video: The Morning Sweat" http://spo...ion-with-the-nfl-th-1830367785
Cherub Cow rank	Thu Nov 22 20:47:41 2018 Clicking on SNL videos can be a land mine of dumb politics, but this one wasn't about Trump and was actually funny :D "Dunkin Donuts" w/Casey Affleck (from December 2016) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSvNhxKJJyU
Cherub Cow rank	Fri Dec 07 03:43:19 2018 Got a lol from this headline :D "Dog Who Successfully Detected Cancer In Owner Put Down For Practicing Medicine Without A License" [Onion: News in Brief] http://loc...r-in-owner-put-down-1830913650
Cherub Cow rank	Sun Jan 27 02:33:28 2019 GE Big Boys (SNL fake commercial) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZRzJJcq6Rs
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Jan 29 05:58:52 2019 Strange RC-plane launch http://imgur.com/gallery/MceJe0S
swordtail rank	Tue Jan 29 18:41:06 2019 http://twitter.com/RudyHavenstein/status/1090286099044302849
Cherub Cow rank	Tue Jan 29 19:58:35 2019 Lol... Fun how she goes from, “Okay, let’s just calm down and stop this mess,” to, “Okay FUCK THAT you are a DEAD MAN!!” XD
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Feb 06 07:40:32 2019 Key & Peele - Town Hall Audience Member (14-Jan-2019) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-GRzu6zbS0
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Feb 06 07:54:16 2019 Key & Peele - Ultimate Fighting Goes to the Next Level http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z-oJTZ1b5Q
tumbleweed rank	Wed Feb 06 20:32:23 2019 K&P was a great show every time i see one of them doing something without the other i feel bad... they belong together :p
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Feb 06 23:39:07 2019 Aww.. were those old sketches? Their channel started releasing clips a few weeks ago after a 4-year lapse so I thought they might be in a new season now :'( .. wiki says, "No," :( :(
tumbleweed rank	Thu Feb 07 05:33:01 2019 yeah, they're old... i remember seeing them before, but definitely worth a re-watch... in fact, i watched that fighter one 3x since you posted it :p
swordtail rank	Sat Mar 02 03:33:37 2019 The Drug http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_5eo1AWOAo
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