Utopia Talk / General Talk / LOL Addiction 8: Failed Abduction Plan

Cherub Cow Member	Mon Aug 28 19:37:30 Real-life friends Sophie Turner & Maisie Williams doing Ned Stark impressions while Turner drives [August 22nd; from James Corden show] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjTp0lfcgEE ..I don't usually click the celebrity videos, but at only a few minutes length they got me with this one ;p
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Sep 04 10:24:17 "6 Startling Before and After Photos of Meth Users" [Onion Slide Show] http://www...ter-photos-of-meth-users-34472
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Sep 04 11:16:49 that last photo suggests, Anthony Michael Hall circa Vacation years could be on Meth / be Boris Becker http://3.b...xQ/s640/Vacation_161Pyxurz.jpg
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Sep 04 11:35:10 the He-man mash-up we've all been waiting for http://vimeo.com/232020873
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Mon Sep 04 11:52:10 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DI02YqkW0AYQwqJ.jpg:large
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Sep 06 01:01:57 They finally have an alibi :p .. "the He-man mash-up we've all been waiting for" I'm having mixed feelings about this :D
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Thu Sep 07 09:39:13 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJEqg63UIAA3NCn.jpg:large
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Sep 07 10:15:52 the lizard people living in the sewers?
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Sep 07 20:05:22 Looking at her Twitter... http://twitter.com/apurposefulwife ..lots of Jesus, white references, American nationalism, and congratulating of white people having of lots of children.. plus an "Alex Jones talks about #WhiteGenocide" post... so... yes, lizard people :D
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Thu Sep 07 21:31:36 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJIkulOUMAA63xX.jpg:large
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Sep 07 22:08:28 lol :D Another page: http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DI7KiV1UMAAQDlB.jpg
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Sep 07 22:11:30 kitty jump compilation: http://i.imgur.com/BbOrzex.gifv
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Fri Sep 08 10:37:43 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJIY584V4AAHPoW.jpg:large
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Fri Sep 08 14:51:48 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJNwOjAVoAA1JnB.jpg
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Wed Sep 20 12:23:56 Committee to Investigate Russia: War http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz9PNoecNxU
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Thu Sep 21 18:47:44 The Most Censored Bible Chapter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGecYM8S1r0
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Mon Sep 25 15:19:41 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKhHk88VwAAdveu.jpg:large
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Wed Sep 27 08:04:17 DOT approved kettles.... http://www...ARY_MARCH_15_2013_PAGE_49.html
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Thu Sep 28 14:17:07 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKaz115VAAUFVwU.jpg:large
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Thu Sep 28 14:19:44 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKBD-REVAAAtWLn.jpg:large
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Sat Sep 30 19:41:36 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLAQ40HV4AAwawS.jpg:large
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Sat Sep 30 21:42:25 http://twitter.com/BBAnimals/status/914263678094053377
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Oct 01 10:53:15 i hope that snail lived (is living) a long happy life of blissful ignorance papyrus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVhlJNJopOQ
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Mon Oct 02 12:20:42 Internet Comment Etiquette: "Weed Channels" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqgJ4aTsXv4
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Mon Oct 02 12:41:54 Internet Comment Etiquette: "Alex Jones" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHbAsndSKXA
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Wed Oct 04 15:08:07 FDA rebukes bakery for claiming ‘love’ as an ingredient in granola http://www...ranola/?utm_term=.f0c02d0de899
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Oct 05 22:45:59 lol@"Alex Jones" comment etiquette ..but Erik is clearly a Zionist globalist Illuminati cloud person bent on destroying America via Obama and Hillary's false flag chemtrail 9/11 Sandy Hook gay frogs.
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Sun Oct 08 12:14:23 VAPE CULTURE! Skeptic Community vs vapists! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=parXHF4U5_g
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Fri Oct 13 17:21:27 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DL4XjRvXcAE3Twf.jpg
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Fri Oct 13 18:07:53 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMBXHfoVAAAxIyQ.jpg
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Thu Oct 19 08:54:55 RWW News: Alex Jones Loses It Over Drag Queens Reading Books To Children http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyjO47d23no
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Nov 14 18:51:14 This was a slow burn, but after several repeats of this gif I lol'ed :D http://imgur.com/gallery/Vetou5C
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Nov 17 18:21:20 "Parents Gently Explain To Son Why Family Dog Had To Be Blown Up With Dynamite" [Onion News in Brief] http://loc...amily-dog-had-to-be-1820544571 "SCOTCH PLAINS, NJ—Stressing they did all they could to make sure he was comfortably detonated, local parents Linda and John Crowley gently explained Friday to their son why the family dog had to be blown up with dynamite. “I’m sorry we have to tell you this, sweetie, but Rocky was old and in a lot of pain, so your father and I had to blow him up last night,” said Linda Crowley, who assured the 8-year-old boy that it was normal to feel sad or confused, adding that it was just the beloved German shepherd’s time to get obliterated to smithereens by a 1.5 ton blast of nitroglycerin. “Rocky was fairly out of it and didn’t seem to know what was happening, so we were extra gentle when strapping the sticks of dynamite to him. We loved Rocky, too, so please know we would never have let him suffer during the three seconds that elapsed during the explosion.” The parents reportedly went on to explain to their son that Rocky was in several better places now."
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Nov 17 22:40:44 goat on a wire http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3OA7sx2aCQ
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Sun Nov 19 10:19:14 http://twitter.com/BabyAnimalGifs/status/932081266698178560
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Dec 31 21:57:07 "Tough terrain" http://imgur.com/gallery/XOQMH1J
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Jan 28 18:06:30 I thought I'd seen all of the good Will Ferrell sketches from his original SNL run, but this was new to me: "The Sensitive Drill Sergeant" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X5xql1G4QY
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Jan 28 22:11:30 he was guest host this past Saturday the perils of mentioning Aziz Ansari http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evWiz6WRbCA
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Jan 29 12:21:54 lol. At least they don't have to deal with Seb ;D .. "he was guest host this past Saturday" Oh that's probably why YouTube included that sketch in their "suggested" email then :D Another new one: "Next: For Men - SNL" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9weqnWBaehg
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Jan 31 14:37:43 a good Jim Gaffigan tinder takeover http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0xyhCn0Eow
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Feb 01 01:16:29 lol@"reading these with my father" lol@"wish you were straight" I think that was the best of those I've seen so far :D .. though I see Nick Kroll had one.. hmm..
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Feb 01 01:28:44 ..just watched Kroll's. It had a couple of funny moments, but Gaffigan's was better :D
Fat Fag Member	Sun Feb 04 14:15:00 BOOM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA2-uUNP8To&feature=youtu.be
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Feb 04 17:22:30 'i'll be damned, the suit worked' ~everyone
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Feb 06 19:38:16 Some interesting behavior from a drunk person: http://imgur.com/gallery/Lg1uv
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Mar 13 16:49:18 "Your Horoscopes — Week Of March 13, 2018" [Onion Horoscopes] http://www...ek-of-march-13-2018-1823744202 "Cancer Someday, you’ll look back on all this and laugh, you sick, demented, inhuman monster."
Cherub Cow Member	Sat Mar 17 17:59:37 The last section of this 5-minute Onion Sports video talks about kids being inspired to cripple their parents with debt so that they can qualify for the Olympics :D "Has Shaun White Finally Captured Enough Gold Medals To Satisfy The Snow Princess Yuki-Onna?" [Onion: The Morning Sweat] http://www...ough-gold-medals-to-1823196725
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Mar 22 20:50:50 "Jurassic Park Auditions - SNL" Most of these degraded into pointless 90s references or impressions that didn't try to fit into Jurassic Park at all, but this Al Pacino one (time bookmarked) was funny :D http://youtu.be/EL1wN_ihL_E?t=2m55s
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Mar 30 18:09:23 This was a mediocre post about a contraption that picks up loose materials like rifle/pistol shells and paintballs, but this top comment was good for a lol: http://imgur.com/gallery/cNzGD2T "New janitorial equipment for schools?"
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Apr 01 20:46:30 another good impractical jokers bit (filed in appropriate thread this time) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWfvWovIc70 I can kinda relate, I've only dealt with a tailor once in my life and he asked if I dressed left or right and I had no clue what he was talking about so just picked one. I guess it's one of those jobs no one understands, so you just don't want to look stupid and go with what they say :p
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Apr 01 21:17:36 more of the tailoring http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhrNEVUxAD4
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Apr 01 21:46:18 lol XD ... the "don't move" at the end was weird :D yeah sword sheath guy may just have gone Sartre bad faith there and guessed that getting a sword fitting was part of the tailor experience that he needed to obey :D
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Apr 05 23:01:43 "Subway art" http://imgur.com/gallery/SgOkM
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Apr 24 11:52:11 Zuckerberg testimony http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zCDvOsdL9Q
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Apr 24 18:26:59 lol@"special van" :D (1:39-2:05) &@4:05 out of breath man :D ..Zuck's facial expressions are so fucking Aspy that it's amazing. Some of it was the stress of that situation, but even his resting expressions... the "[not human]" memes really make sense :D
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Apr 24 22:43:54 http://i.imgur.com/1s7OX0U.jpg
Cherub Cow Member	Sun May 20 22:50:01 "Royal Wedding Photographer Feeling Pretty Guilty About Time He Ran Princess Di Off Road" [Onion: News in Brief] http://www...pretty-guilty-about-1826151767 "“I don’t think the Royal Family recognizes me, but I don’t think I’m imagining the awkwardness in here,” said Kelly, simultaneously requesting that Harry take a half step to the left and vividly recalling the relentless pursuit of his mother’s limousine through the streets of Paris, as well as the Mercedes’ sickening impact on the concrete column during the harsh bursts of his camera’s flash. “I have to keep telling myself it’s been 21 years now. It’s most likely just water under the bridge. Either way, one thing that hasn’t changed is that I’m still a professional—I put my feelings aside, show up, snap some photos, and move on to the next gig.” Kelly concluded the session soon afterwards upon overhearing Prince Harry remark that he looked rather familiar."
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Jun 13 14:06:11 true facts: pangolins/anteaters http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbnBYh-BJ1g
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Jun 14 01:12:33 lol... definitely one of the better ones :D
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Thu Jun 14 09:49:49 Fleet of fancy! Modeller spent 70 years and used over a MILLION matchsticks to create all 484 warships to ever sail in the Royal Navy since 1945 including HMS Queen Elizabeth aircraft carrier •Master modeller Philip Warren has spent 70 years building an incredible fleet of 484 warships from matches •The 87-year-old has painstakingly hand made the whole armada using using just a ruler, razor blade and glue •The impressive collection has even caught the eye of some of the royals, in the 1980s he presented a model of the HMS Cumberland to Prince Andrew at Broughton Airfield http://www...e-484-Royal-Navy-warships.html
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Thu Jun 14 13:53:00 That Mitchell And Webb Look - "Are We The Bad Guys"? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK-kWRAVmRU
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Jun 24 23:29:56 Have been going through the full Eric Andre episodes.. this clip was funny :D Lauren Conrad on Eric Andre http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4GL2_AVFHU
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Jun 28 16:41:41 Another Eric Andre clip. This one progresses very quickly :D "Society's Lies" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kQiCyIgcaU
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Jun 28 17:19:35 This was good too :D They bring out Andy Samberg to shadow/double Eric Andre (they've done this shadow skit before), but Samberg breaks character for some reason ;p http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxxig_SOxBA
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Jun 28 17:37:50 i wonder if the keep it at 100 degrees or something... seems like a lot of sweating
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Jun 29 21:41:46 Apparently they do, though I'm not sure how regularly (definitely lots of guests that sweat) :D There was an episode with Eric Balfour where he complains about them turning up the heat and playing mind games with him: http://www...re-show/eric-balfour-in-depth/
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Sat Jun 30 09:51:12 http://twitter.com/Stop_Trump20/status/998272316252610561
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Sun Jul 01 12:35:06 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DhAYW3ZVAAAYNsc.jpg
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Jul 02 00:20:16 ..the second tire landing right over the driver's seat right after he opened the door makes me wonder if this was Death from "Final Destination" trying to make his quotas D:
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Jul 02 11:03:23 ^wrong thread :p the tire also makes another pass at him after he's out
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Jul 02 20:29:57 That's the second time in the last month or so that I've posted in the wrong thread :p ... I'll have to stop opening multiple tabs for threads and stop shuffling those tabs.. Final Destination confirmed!! I didn't notice it bouncing back at him. He'll have to keep skipping places with other people that Death means to kill.
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Jul 03 14:23:29 Another Eric Andre lol: Base-off between Thundercat and Hannibal 9000 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tonM-8Zmb04 This is the second time they've had this exposed man appear as Hannibal's father :D
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Wed Jul 04 07:18:40 http://twitter.com/hashtag/SecondCivilWarLetters?src=hash
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Jul 09 03:47:32 That feed is kind of a cesspool of straw men attacks :D Eric Andre is the octopus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9H7LkFCkSw
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Jul 09 04:26:23 Until a fifth season happens, this will likely be the last Eric Andre Show clip I post :p "The 311 conspiracy theory investigation - Eric Andre Show" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny-Xxjcu3pQ Eric Andre and Derrick Beckles also started releasing "Mostly 4 Millennials" (first episode was July 2nd), which is similarly over-the-top but it makes fun of millennial culture (hashtag movements, tech trends, etc.).. haven't seen much yet; aside from clips, I'm not sure if it's possible to watch without a cable provider or torrent
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Jul 09 04:38:11 Did I post this before? I don't think so.. "Eric André and Hannibal Buress Hijack Each Other's Tinder Accounts | Vanity Fair" (2016) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uwYo_M_I5Q
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Jul 23 11:22:55 Rosenthal is back! :D "The Onion Reviews ‘Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again’" [Onion: Film Standard] http://ent...ia-here-we-go-again-1827749066
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Jul 23 18:28:01 i choose miserable kill-joy! also Onion has defeated my ad-blocker :/
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Wed Jul 25 14:38:36 Missing budgie reunited with owner after being found by pet cat http://www...-east-orkney-shetland-44951793
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Jul 26 01:42:34 ♫ I had a budgie, but it died ♫
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Fri Jul 27 11:15:40 Relaxing Sounds of Submarine Sonar Pulse - 10 Hours http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj6h9acBTbI
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Wed Aug 01 13:24:45 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DjiA5dTUcAAHe_6.jpg
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Wed Aug 01 14:07:39 http://www.orderyoni.com/
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Aug 02 01:07:51 D:
Pillz Member	Thu Aug 02 01:22:05 I think we can all agree humanity has taken an asteroid worthy wrong turn.
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Sep 24 19:42:17 Been a minute since I've found something for lol thread :D Gordon Ramsay being a sweet heart: http://imgur.com/gallery/8H3mYLM
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Tue Sep 25 19:55:07 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dn8M0NdV4AEZtyb.jpg
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Nov 11 19:57:23 These videos can be hit or miss, but this one had a Peter Rosenthal sort of ending ;D "Should Dunkin’ Donuts End Its Promotion With The NFL That Gives Fans One Free Medium Coffee For Every First Down?" [Onion Video: The Morning Sweat" http://spo...ion-with-the-nfl-th-1830367785
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Nov 22 12:47:41 Clicking on SNL videos can be a land mine of dumb politics, but this one wasn't about Trump and was actually funny :D "Dunkin Donuts" w/Casey Affleck (from December 2016) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSvNhxKJJyU
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Dec 06 19:43:19 Got a lol from this headline :D "Dog Who Successfully Detected Cancer In Owner Put Down For Practicing Medicine Without A License" [Onion: News in Brief] http://loc...r-in-owner-put-down-1830913650
Cherub Cow Member	Sat Jan 26 18:33:28 GE Big Boys (SNL fake commercial) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZRzJJcq6Rs
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Jan 28 21:58:52 Strange RC-plane launch http://imgur.com/gallery/MceJe0S
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Tue Jan 29 10:41:06 http://twitter.com/RudyHavenstein/status/1090286099044302849
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Jan 29 11:58:35 Lol... Fun how she goes from, “Okay, let’s just calm down and stop this mess,” to, “Okay FUCK THAT you are a DEAD MAN!!” XD
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Feb 05 23:40:32 Key & Peele - Town Hall Audience Member (14-Jan-2019) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-GRzu6zbS0
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Feb 05 23:54:16 Key & Peele - Ultimate Fighting Goes to the Next Level http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z-oJTZ1b5Q
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Feb 06 12:32:23 K&P was a great show every time i see one of them doing something without the other i feel bad... they belong together :p
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Feb 06 15:39:07 Aww.. were those old sketches? Their channel started releasing clips a few weeks ago after a 4-year lapse so I thought they might be in a new season now :'( .. wiki says, "No," :( :(
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Feb 06 21:33:01 yeah, they're old... i remember seeing them before, but definitely worth a re-watch... in fact, i watched that fighter one 3x since you posted it :p
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Fri Mar 01 19:33:37 The Drug http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_5eo1AWOAo
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